toasty
@mysamoansas
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cin’s/boyfriend • garlic + bread = garlic naan
london
Joined August 2020
Can confirm 🤣🤣
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This and my girlfriend yapping with me
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This is what I get from my girlfriend instead of good morning texts
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Me when my girlfriend
Pretty girl smiled at me, made me want to kms out of shame for breathing the same air as her
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So apparently my girl’s into kids cuz she said “you’re a fucking child”
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Call me a bodyguard because every time my girl wears a dress I’m head of security for that ass
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My girlfriend said she has to load the dishwasher and I said I have to load my dishwasher too (got a spoon thrown at me)
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sad moment of the day: paying 6 pounds for a drop of lube when you’d actually need 6 pounds of lube
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Can’t wait to go to my girlfriend’s place and sleep with her soft blanket and her perfect pillows (her butt)
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(Don’t tell her I said this)
Can’t tell my girlfriend I ate dumplings and bao for lunch because she’ll get mad at me for not sending her dumplings and bao too
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Can’t tell my girlfriend I ate dumplings and bao for lunch because she’ll get mad at me for not sending her dumplings and bao too
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