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If Dan Andrews bulldozed their house, they would say thank you Dan, we love you Dan. We will name our block Dan’s paddock & be forever grateful.

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

When Republicans say "Election Fraud" they simple mean that too many Black People voted.

The looting of democracy.

The historical significance of that photo is going to take me some time to process, Robert.

Live by the sword, die by the sword dummy

In everything he does. Good leaders praise in public and criticise in public...not Dan! You heard of Stockholm syndrome @PaulGeeReally I think your mate wrote the book on it

Most people who mess up like Dan Andrews would be held accountable. 99% of covid issues due to quarantine mismanagement...instead he throws someone under the bus, refuses to take responsibility, says ‘I’m sorry’, is liking to eliminate the virus and also believes he is 100% right

Trump interviewing himself is the best thing I've seen all day

On this day, someone yelled out "START AGAIN"

Andrew Cuomo is no hero. He's to blame for New York's coronavirus catastrophe | Andrew Cuomo | The Guardian

@piersmorgan

Six (or more) children with three women. Gets latest woman pregnant while still married to last wife (who has been diagnosed with cervical cancer)... Does anyone think the headlines of UK newspapers would be slightly different if Boris Johnson was poor? And, if so, why?

I dreamt I was a billionaire with a Foundation who bought influence with media platforms around the world and compromised them into letting me promote my personal ideologies (no matter how questionable) - and to be treated like the Messiah as I did it. Just like Bill Gates.

If a vaccine is still 16 months away do we shut schools until next November #QandA

And also mice? We could train mice to run down into the lungs with a small dustpan and brush? Magnets on a string? Petrol - a small controlled internal fire? These are also interesting to me and should be tested...

The bumbling ineptitude of #auspol Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP never ceases to astound me. In the midst of the global #COVID19 pandemic, he and his "emergency cabinet" spent their time discussing the duration of visits to the hairdresser. You cannot make this shit up.

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