Sean Patton
@mrseanpatton
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Fundraiser by Jennifer Gill : A cry for help ~ support for Brianna Valdes
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A cry for help ~ Go Fund Me for Brianna Valdes, victim of another senseless … Jennifer Gill needs your support for A cry for help ~ support for Brianna Valdes
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The luckiest people are the first to mention how talented they are while the most talented people are quick to point out how lucky they are.
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New game show: St Cinco de Patrick Two groups of basic dipshits, Team Leprechaun and Team Senior Frogs, compete to see who can truly drink themselves into a vomit spurting stupor for no actual reason
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Had a blast doing this with the Sultan of Savvy himself @ryansickler
Video for The HoneyDew is up! @mrseanpatton Highlights the Lowlights of OCD, witnessing his cousin get brutally beaten, and an ex-girlfriend’s car accident. Subscribe to my YouTube and watch full episodes of The Dew!👉 https://t.co/4Dn0eJdwfg
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People of New Orleans the great Rory Scovel is performing TONIGHT at the @Howlinwolfnola don’t miss out on this he’s brilliant and you deserve to go to this show
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Doors open at 7pm. VIP Happy Hour tickets available that include early access and a selection of complimentary beverages.
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Malort If you’ve ever wanted to drink mouthwash that was just used by a death row inmate with halitosis who says the n word every Martin Luther King day.
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A burly bearded straight guy pretending to be gay in order to win the approval of burly bearded gay guys is called Pandaing
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Thank you to the good people over at @Vanyaland617 for including my special Number One on this list! (It’s not ranked number one it’s called Number One for reasons you have to watch to get).
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With so many comedy gems being produced this year, it was tough to trim it down to just 22 of them. But we did it so you don't have to.
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New Orleans! This is how you can stay warm on Friday 12/23! I think a bonfire would know.
NEW ORLEANS #CAMPERS! @mrseanpatton will be at the Dragon's Den for 2 shows on December 23rd at 6pm and 8pm! Get tickets here: https://t.co/PMFFDK0Mq0
#CrackleCrackle
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We've got @mrseanpatton in studio! His new special Number 1 is available now on Peacock!! https://t.co/uo1eocEztv
#CrackleCrackle
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I do what I can
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You owe it to yourself to join us!
Please join me and @mrseanpatton and Elon Musk on my latest and greatest, Worst Daddy In The World Tour. Full list of dates here. Tix on sale tomorrow at 10 AM with pre-sale code PATRIOT. https://t.co/KQJ81vhKnu
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Hey @davidcrosss Elon is hosting right?
Please join me and @mrseanpatton and Elon Musk on my latest and greatest, Worst Daddy In The World Tour. Full list of dates here. Tix on sale tomorrow at 10 AM with pre-sale code PATRIOT. https://t.co/KQJ81vhKnu
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Comedy fans of New Orleans tonight is the night to see @caitlinpeluffo live at the fuckin’ @HIHOLOUNGE how do you not already have tickets?! Caitlin is a beast master onstage so get tickets here and thank @itsgoodcomedy later
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It's Good Comedy Presents: Caitlin Peluffo at Hi-Ho Lounge
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A lot to laugh about this week. Also might be some things to cry about, depending on how Sunday Night Football goes for your team.
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If there is a multiverse then there is a timeline where Trump is a Democrat.
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New Orleanians don’t miss this! Peluffo is absolutely awesome
Tomorrow night kicks off two nights of Caitlin Peluffo! Friday @dragonsdennola and Saturday @HiHoNola. Good times coming! Friday: https://t.co/GxbOe6AFKo Saturday: https://t.co/vbzsB2PraC
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Go watch this now!!!!!
This is out today on @peacock you can watch it RIGHT NOW. I am grateful and excited and happy to share this with the world even if it’s all fucked up these days.
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