Bored of everyone claiming to have #adhd when actually all that means is that they have #TikTok.

Getting excited now to head north of the border for @edfringe 2025!.If you wouldn't mind spreading the word so maybe some people come along. As the title suggests nobody actually knows who I am! . #edinburgh #comedy #show #festival #standupcomedy

Ok Google, define 'Irony'!. #poundland #news #funny

RT @BwoodComedyClub: Saturday 5th July - Featuring one of the best UK circuit headliners @InnocentJeff! - With adde….

Delighted that 'The World According to Eli' podcast can now be found on @ListenNotes. Each week I explore some of the most bizarre and interesting news stories and events through the eyes of my 10yr old Eli! . Check out the first few episodes here ⬇️.

RT @funhousecomedy: Start your weekend with laughter at #InglesideHouse #Cirencester next Fri Mar 14th with @seanheydon.@TheRealSteveDay @m….

RT @funhousecomedy: Come along to @TheRegalStow next Thurs Mar 13th for a laughter-packed night with Christian Reilly @mrstevenallen @mrma….

RT @thecomedycow: Can't wait for this huge #standupcomedy show on Friday @VenueMK !!!. Anyone else excited?. @mkfm @DestinationMK .@stephen….

Could be the first time ever that 'goal of the month' is an own goal!. Has that ever happened before?. #FACup #football @BBCMOTD.

Can't wait for @LeicsComedyFest this weekend. 'Don't You Know Who I Am?' is at The Real Ale Classroom on Sat at 17:40. A show about why I'm not and never should be famous! Tell everyone you know, in Leicester, near Leicester or who has ever eaten Walkers Crisps!

And they say the art of written communication is dead.

I knew about alcoholism. But I had no idea about this new problem. My heart goes out to anyone fighting this terrible addiction!

RT @GleeClubBham: 📅 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring @paulyftaylor, @Kate_Barron, Jimmy McGhie, @BakersTweet & @mrmarkrow (Fri onl….

RT @funhousecomedy: Come along to our new comedy night at #TheLimesBarandHotel #NeedhamMarket on Sat Sep 28th with @RichMortonSound @essex….

RT @CastleComedy: Graeme's Charity Comedy Night.Only a few tickets left. See Terry Alderton @ninia_benjamin @IamRichWilson @MC_MIMIC @mrmar….

'A* in the Making - Revision Lesson'' at the Edinburgh Fringe till 25th August - Hanover Tap - 18:15. Watch till the end. #comedy #edfringe #comedian #teacher #nightmare. @edfringe @freefringefest @ScottJKyle1

RT @ali_norwood: Went to Edinburgh free fringe this morning (well I am a Fifer and I like free) was highly entertained and would very mu….

It's gone 09:00 and no sign of @AlexHorne yet. He is not making a very good impression on his first day. Maybe he's finding it difficult to say goodbye to @gdavies.

#edinburgh #edfringe #comedian

Hey @AlexHorne. According to Peter C (from Wiltshire)'s review of my show at @edfringe. I'm your new boss! .Look forward to you starting tomorrow!. #EdFringe24 #EdinburghFringe #Taskmaster #comedian #standupcomedy #UnleashYourFringe