Can you give this guy a job @OUTsurance? He’s here every day saving the day. Corner Witkoppen and Rivonia.

Great. Thanks for the insight man. Phew.

Food Lover’s Market in Rivonia. They still got a flock on ice.

Where does a guy like me get a turkey at a time like this? 🦃

Gonna shoot my shot… @WOOLWORTHS_SA what playlist was playing in the Mall of Africa branch today (and lately)? Seriously white hot jams.

In other news, tumbleweed stocks set to soar.

This time of year is always stressful for young people as they try to fund or get into Tertiary ed. Here is a thread of other opportunities for people who don't have the funds or perhaps didn't get into traditional tertiary.please share and add. #altopportunities

Pieter Stef du Toit must pick a first name.

When both your hands are full so you eat your popcorn with your tongue chameleon style

Cricket WC = Cricket Who Cares

Orange you glad Trump's gone... #TopicalTweetsFromTheFuture.

Anybody want to come over? I need to clean my house and entertaining guests is the only incentive I have to clean up.

Shout out to heavy coffee tables that don't slide away when I put my feet on them. #MVP

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. Ambrose Bierce

New Bond girl caught posing by Sony Xperia Z5 #MadeForBond #xperiaz5 @astonmartin

Always in sharp focus #madeforbond #XperiaZ5 @astonmartin

Let the #XperiaZ5 focus on extra battery power, this is V12 muscle. #madeforbond @AstonMartinSA

Nothing slows down the #XperiaZ5 but the 007 Aston gets huge brakes. #MadeForBond @AstonMartinSA

Only Bond knows all the right buttons to push #XperiaZ5 #madeforbond @AstonMartinSA

Exclusivity guaranteed with #XperiaZ5 #madeforbond @AstonMartinSA