Mike Seder
@mpaulseder
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Started out on Burgundy, but soon hit the harder stuff. Literally a cowboy made of basil.
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the will of the people
class consciousness
the Tooth Fairy
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It's history's cruelest irony that this guy existed some 1500 years before the invention of the electric bass.
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I told my grandma that over 25,000 people liked this tweet and she asked if I had enough Thank You cards.
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They should consider making more than that.
BREAKING: In a world-first, Samsung announces it will start producing 3 nanometer chips.
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@NickatFP
If you're trying to recruit me for a position and you pretend that pay isn't a consideration for both of us and think that "hello" is a question, sorry, your position is not for me.
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@dlicj
hell, after four or five family members and friends I start to guess random people that we've seen recently
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@AC360
@andersoncooper
I'm sorry, "clarify his testimony"?
You do that in front of a judge, not in front of this square-headed Vanderbilt follow-on.
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@DataDrivenMD
No. Honestly why the fuck would I, a man who passed the fourth grade, think that?
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My next project is a song called "Yacht Rock" that's literally about an insane man who lives by the water and lures yachts toward a submerged boulder, then plunders the wrecks.
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@voxdotcom
The guy who wrote this believed there was a bridge connecting Gaza with the West Bank.
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@dlicj
"Uncle Dave?"
"No."
"Ah, of course. The cock-eyed old dude we saw outside of Marshall's last Sunday."
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@juliebosman
you'll excuse me, of course, if I no longer take you seriously on this subject
the video has been public for, what, a year?
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@tomselliott
@brianstelter
@crampell
"perhaps zero"
Yes, it won't cost a thing. What an embarrassing thing to have said.
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@CNNPolitics
I guess, technically, any non-unanimous vote is divisive.
On the other hand, get bent.
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I'd tell you to check me out on Spotify but I keep fucking up the submission process.
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They're blastin' "She's Gone"
but she's comin' in fast,
and there's a boulder in the harbor
that she won't get past.
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Incredible and unjust that we as a society allowed Amanda Gorman to think she was good at poetry.
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$TSLA not going private because the process would be a "distraction." Unlike marketing flamethrowers.
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Be a shame if I'd spent the same time building a scale army of Visigoths.
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@IntractableLion
My landlord uses these, and one time I asked her why she didn't spiff them up a bit. She tamped her corn cob pipe, looked wistfully over the fields, and said sadly, "Aye, so the salt o' the sea and the rust o' time ain't good enough for ye."
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@ElocinTrail
@themaxburns
They look like ten foot reins, which are pretty standard for trail riding.
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@rainberryshort1
@odenhead
The one where a frustrated Jimmy McGill and/or Saul Goodman pounds on the wheel of his car after experiencing a minor setback.
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@peteswinecave
@WaynePelota
@SecretaryPete
do you want him to personally teach your kid's pre-K class?
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@DrKarlynB
Sounds like MSNBC needs one of them Zoom masturbatin' legal analysts like CNN has.
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@mattdizwhitlock
@MaxNordau
@juliaioffe
Not to mention the false accusation of rape that took up the entire country's attention for a couple of months.
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@RadioFreeTom
Tell me you've never litigated a self-dense case without telling me you've never litigated a self-defense case.
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@patdennis
@CaseyPhillips1
It's not upsetting. It's just weird that you've never seen cowboy boots before.
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@RollingStone
It's astounding to think that this is only the second most embarrassing thing you've ever published.
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The creator of the Bayeux tapestry had a better sense of perspective than this person.
The same people who said "It can't happen here" and then "No one could have seen it coming" will now say "It wasn't really that bad." It was. Do not let anyone rewrite the history of the Trump admin years. History must be remembered to ensure it does not repeat.
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@aleximenez
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Oh, sorry. You can walk away from it, embrace it, or post some stupid gif about it.
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Wait until sunset so I can take a picture of it, upload it to twitter, and caption it "Long Day's Gurney into Night" and collect my two likes.
You’re hiking in the woods and come across this… What do you do?!
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@MattsIdeaShop
Hi. I'm sorry for your loss. I'm from the Washington Post and would like to interview you for an upcoming piece on the hidden damage caused by overheated political rhetoric.
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