would you let her honk on it

cute date idea we *go outside* and make out for 3 hours during a thunderstorm

you love to see it

this is my greek letter tier list (from a physics pov), lemme know if u agree or not

i made this shitpost a year and a half ago and now i'm preparing a short talk on quadrupole confinement for work. life imitates art

being a part of a family means loving your sisters AND your brothers. you don't have to love every sibling but you can't hate all of them on principle. some of you need to the fuck grow up

klok in, wise up

i'm going fucking insane. someone please read this paper and confirm that Ketterle and Pritchard do in fact have some crazy yaoi romantic tension going on https://t.co/WRsoJMzTb8

my girlfriend sent me a cute picture of her boobs and i feel like i'm gonna cry because i'm not touching them irl... long distance is the worst :s

crazy what a little social interaction and head from an old friend can do for a girl's mental health when she's been locked in exam prep isolation for a weeks 🙂‍↕️

i didn't read the anime or gaming sections very thoroughly because i like to focus more on non-media gifts but the rest of it is great advice, i'll def be saving this for future inspiration

wow this list is actually insanely good

if u followed me for my wife posts i'm sorry that u will have to deal with quantum shitposting for the next few weeks while i'm exam prepping lol

calling my girlfriends my eigenbabes because i can always count on them to define my steady state system 💞

ive entered a reverse flow state. i am reaching unprecedented levels of cognitive viscosity. total ego sludge.

this is only funny in the z-basis

niche joke for nobody. check out this bloch sphere i made from euler angles

trying to convince my mom that applying the e^[-iSzγ/ℏ] rotation operator to plus state half-integer spin qubits is who i really am inside, but she keeps telling me it's "just a phase" :(

アンちゃん 幼い頃からホワイトビューティー✨ 母の ココア の ｢ア｣ 父の ドン の ｢ン｣ から アン という愛称が付けられたんだよ😀 #ミナミコアリクイ #野毛山動物園 #伊豆シャボテン動物公園 うまれ #Tamandua #Tamanduamirim #HappyBirthday #Anne

damn my attempts at subliminal messaging failed -_-

and then coerces you into sex as payment 😵‍💫