I sold my cum to a robot

Lock up the group chat and cum

So next time you wanna challenge someone’s comic sensibility, make sure you point a finger at the mirror before looking into your heart and pointing at somebody else’s glass house with your finger that you’re pointing out from your heart from

I just wanna point out that recently, lots of you have had a problem with me tweeting about cum so much. But I’ve been an open mic comedian for 15+ years and I think I know what’s funny by now.

One thing about me is that I think all Stand Up Comedian’s are modern day Philosopher’s. Cum

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Sorry I got hacked. I meant to tweet about cum.

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Elon Musk came in my open mouth and eyes

My father gave me $400,000 and I blew it all on cum

Cum.

Can you believe the current price of cum because of the tariffs?

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