michael 🙆🏻♂️ goldsmith
@mgoldsm
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turns out they don’t let babies into movie theaters haha fuck my life
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darkened apartment w under microwave lighting aesthetic >>>
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bpa free you mean i don’t gotta pay for these microplastics
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people love to give me dirty looks for leashing my dog up in front of the store when i run in for two minutes and frankly i love courting the negative attention
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i will never apologize for being the original mid tier pop girlie
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not only are we as a society in dire need of new beverages we are in dire need of entirely new previously unimagined categories of beverages
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i disagree
Ms Rachel doesn’t give a shit about children. She spends her days coordinating smear campaigns against people who rightfully call her out for being a gross shill for a terrorist organization that uses children as human shields. A narcissistic sociopath.
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let’s get bossed tonight you can be my white springsteen tonight
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all this netflix stuff really makes you appreciate how insane it is that the foundational technologies and practices for making books, selling books, distributing books, reading books, etc haven’t really shifted that dramatically in generations
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it’s been a pretty miserable day but last night i went out to dinner with my wonderful wife
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what happened last night child’s-nightmare-induced-sleeplessness-ogically can never happen again
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watching boss baby for the first time didn’t know alec baldwin voices the titular boss baby as jack donaghy this is basically 30 rock for toddlers
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