@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
Dear Dr. Trump, I have a stuffy nose and a headache so I swallowed 27 Tide Pods with a glass of antifreeze and I don't feel any better. Please advise.
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@Ironyrulesall
Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!
4 years
@meralee727 You forgot the bleach chaser! Now you'll have to start all over again...
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@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
@Ironyrulesall Awwww, man!
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@Durden112
Richard Freeman
4 years
@meralee727 Do you feel anything?
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@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
@Durden112 Only the darkness of my soul
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@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
@TheArtStudio6 I watch Dateline
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@Deegan102
David
4 years
@meralee727 I don't want to upset you are anything, but I think you should have gotten a second opinion. Dr. Oz?????
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@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
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@TWCFLY
Tom
4 years
@meralee727 So much vitriol and fear for a comment that used thought and humor. I fear comity in this country is gone
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@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
@TWCFLY Thank you!
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@KWKathi1
KWKathi
4 years
@meralee727 First laugh of the day for me. Thank you!
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@meralee727
Meredith
4 years
@KWKathi1 You are welcome
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@LiftForever67
Jeffrey Ⓥ
4 years
@meralee727 I'm pretty sure the directions say 'take with wine', not radiator coolant. Probably why you're not healed. 😉
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@RawTyler
Tyler
4 years
@meralee727 Hi Meredith, This is not good for you. Please go to your nearest Emergency Room or Urgent Care Clinic IMMEDIATELY. If you do not feel capable of driving, it's okay to take an ambulance. If you can't physically speak, I can place the call for you, but I don't know your location.
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@ceokennylo
Kenny Lo
4 years
@meralee727 I think your supposed to inject the antifreeze into your veins . At least that’s what I’m about to do. Just looking for my belt...
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@JeremyLevine92
Jeremy Louis
4 years
@meralee727 He’ll suggest either more ride pods or ask if you live close to windmills because I hear those cause cancer
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@th33pirat3
Antifa Jest3r
4 years
@meralee727 You didn't inject the antifreeze? You done goofed on the stuffy nose, but you won't need to flush your radiator for another 10,000 miles now
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@MckeeverRusty
RustyMckeever
4 years
@meralee727 You forgot to chase it with a Big Mac!
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@the_real_scott
Scott
4 years
@meralee727 Have you tried 28?
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@ItsSubmersible
Pixie’s Human 🇺🇦
4 years
@meralee727 You need light inside, get some of these, break open and drink em down.
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