@melsuns tumblr posts are always better without the reply. seen so many good posts made groan-worthy by the replies.

@melsuns Honestly the kind of thing a person successfully bs papers would write

@melsuns @sigmajojobro

@melsuns I want the people here to guess where the expression "the flesh of mankind" first appeared

@melsuns There was a response to that very post on tumblr where an English teacher, tired of essays where students didn't read the book, gave lessons on how to bs a paper.

@melsuns had to do a summer essay on the very long book John Adams so I skimmed the wiki just enough to get the answers I needed… not just an A but a 100% 😎😎😎

@melsuns @BugaferJones Thought of you :))

@melsuns the teacher was probably underpaid and wanted to cut their work short.

@melsuns I'm stealing that line.

@melsuns No wonder this person got an A BSing that assignment goddam

@melsuns The big secret is If you are good at Bs-ing papers… You aren’t actually bs-ing them. You are comprehending the content and showing comprehension. If you have the literacy skills to skim a wiki and some spark notes and make a cohesive paper, then- big surprise- you wrote an essay

@melsuns keith pfp really adds to this

@melsuns I bsed all of high school, my teacher used one of my artworks as an example of how to shade without smudging the pencil to shade because she thoguht it looked shit (I did all the shading by smudging the pencil)

@melsuns This would go hard in a Warhammer 40k book

@melsuns This quote is from Elf though isn’t it

@melsuns Should be "borne" but yes this line goes hard as fuck

@melsuns "Born" doesn't really work for a throne. So I give you two alternatives: You kneel before my throne, unaware is was hewn from lies. or You kneel before my throne, unaware is was cast from lies.

@melsuns And English assignments to be specific

@melsuns Oh i love this thread

@melsuns @netcrow98 My best bs ever was reading two articles on a topic for a 10 page paper and managing to crank it out a day and a half before it was done. Got an A.