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A sexually available virgin with kids
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Made it 1:09 for 100m and took bronze! For context last year was 1:21
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Priv is @microgoose11 for personal stuff and intrusive thoughts If you weren’t accepted that doesn’t mean I have something against you, I still love yall🫶
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So, let me spell it out: a company in the most complicated field with a unique approach is going public, after FIVE of its newest Starship vehicles exploded this year, all while the media is actively ignoring its achievements and demonizing its owner… Who had this bright idea?
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Sometimes I feel short around my classmates, and then I look down and see those 2 inch platforms oh my god
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Update: he is currently doing some wild things to me
QRT this with: • Your celebrity crush • The last song you listened to • Your favourite TV series • Your favourite song And nominate 6 people that should take part... I'll nominate: @RhysDinnis @antiAntiperson @AtlasFifeV @Raptor_54321 @DarthMac_OG @beyondmach5
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I’m posting SLOPPPP I’m getting ZERO interactions I have to lock IN
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For the love of God, find wider pants
Bessent at a New York Times event: "I actually don't read the New York Times anymore ... I read this article -- 'President Trump is slowing down. President Trump's mental capacity' -- it is 100% fake. This is why young people are going to TikTok ... we just had a three hour
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Any other teacher texting when you’re late: “Why are you late?” “Why are you absent?” “Where are you?” Our fucking teacher: “Goor morning, your conscience?”
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