RT @Figuregirl1977: @RosieisaHolt You’re a patronising middle class moron. A woman is raped every hour in London. But those women don’t li….

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RT @AlainLe89396509: @RosieisaHolt Making fun of the 515 sexual offences, 323 knife-related offences, 2254 mobile phone theft offences & 63….

I already have them. I mean Christ you should see my brain. It’s insane in there. I don’t need some daft “AI” tool to think weird thoughts. I think them without any electronic assistance.

RT @randallwcarlson: Earth’s climate has always shifted. During the Medieval Warm Period—about 800 years ago—temperatures rose, ice retreat….

Hands up who is going to see the world’s largest tree this year

RT @GBNEWS: 'Children normally get told don't talk to strangers. Whereas this scheme is the complete opposite.'. Journalist Charlotte Gill….

Washing machine appears to have broken. It’s pretty ancient so I’ve ordered a new one. Bosch.

RT @LeoKearse: When we talk about two-tier justice, it can't be excused because "she pleaded guilty" or "a jury decided he's not guilty". >….

On Monday it’ll be five years ago since I moved into my house. Kes always took these things in her stride

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?. He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What’s the difference between a giraffe and a JCB? One’s got hydraulics and the other’s got high boll*cks.

Tonight’s movie is Rollerball. End of tweet

IKEA coke!

RT @charlie_lawson1: Bridge 19 cafe Macclesfield canal, helping my good friend Lisa. Pop in Saturday and Sundays 9am until 2pm.👍👍👍 https://….

Would you ride a Benda?

Well the cat’s out of the bag now isn’t it

Conclusive.

Which direction? Whichever