I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 4)' badge on @untappd!

"Is there a word for when you're a weeb but just for the McElroys?" -@TheChloeth

I hope that @JustinMcElroy, @travismcelroy, and @griffinmcelroy had a good day today

Hey @julienrbaker, if you want a cool place to eat in Lancaster, check out @Roburritos on Prince St!!!!!

@rachelheldevans I've often scoffed at people who say "Have faith like a child" as if that means blind acceptance. Have you ever met a child? "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" It's their favorite game!

White Jesus is a sociopolitical weapon.

me: *clicks "Confirm Order" on my books me: K WHERE THEY AT THO

Hey, pal: You made it out of 2017 and that ain’t nothin’.

BLESS US ALL WHO PLAY THE LONG GAME, THE ODDS ARE IN OUR FAVOR UNLESS THE SIGNS IN THE ENTRAILS LIE which they don't because they can't

[assigning roles] god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds good god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves moon: hell yes

All I want for Christmas is the sweet sweet embrace of death.

If God is good and perfect, then how is it So Early?

Don’t forget to nurture yourself 💜

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I keep getting mistaken for another Matt Hollenberg on Twitter and I don’t know what to do about it.

Washing down Tylenol with coffee is the official 2017 Winter Aesthetic

This is what induriates me. By calling these women liars, criminals, & enemies of God, Moore is re-victimizing them, right before our eyes, in real time, before cheering crowds & with the support of the president. It’s just so profoundly wrong.

Al Franken lost his senate seat. Harvey Weinstein lost his company. Anthony Weiner is in jail. Roy Moore is STILL the Republican candidate for Senate. Donald Trump is STILL the PRESIDENT. Don't tell me there's no difference between the parties.

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