Happy pub day to my fiery third book This American Ex-Wife! Here is a picture of me as a bride and here is a picture of me in the dress 15 years later before I burned it.
@lyzl
Before marriage, I made a spreadsheet of every chore it takes to run a life. I factor loaded it based on frequency and intensity of chore and asked my partner to divide and conquer it with me. It took three days, three bottles of wine and a few tears and time outs. We divorced.
@lyzl
Literary icons only. Itβs been a life-changing seven years since this pic in NYC with
@Alison_Kinney
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@readandbreathe
and you, Lyz! Incredible to see your life (and wedding dress) go up in flames. In a good way. Canβt wait to read your new book! Congratulations! π₯π
@lyzl
As I sit here staring at the permission slip I sent to my husband to print / sign but then he didn't make sure our teenager actually took. My kids are too old now, the work is close to done. I ordered the book and wish it'd come out 10 years ago.