@lyzl His CURRENT TEACHER told him that?! WTAF.

@Melwriter *sighs in Iowa*

@lyzl Not a chance.

@allisonjkaplan sounds like her problem then tbqh

@lyzl It's so heartbreaking when women are the enemy

@Littlelambseat this is an exhausting take, carolyn

@lyzl cantaloupe in iowa in nov?

@lyzl To schedule son’s parent teacher conference had to call teacher to schedule. explained I wouldn’t be able to make it due to hosting dinner at work for 120+ people but hubby could attend. She kept trying to get only me to attend. 🤦‍♀️ husband went, was literally picking up a handout

@lyzl I really need to know more about the use of the cantaloupe. What is the science lesson? Are we sampling it? She just loves cantaloupe? And teachers really send out emails for last-minute stuff like this? If so, I've been doing this all wrong then

@lyzl @Mizzoh66 How many of those providers know this?

@lyzl @dunekacke I work a very flexible job and can answer my phone at work, my wife has very strict hours and can't answer her phone at work. I am listed as the primary contact. The schools always call her first. It drives me crazy.

@lyzl @astoldbychuks Cantaloupe is under a salmonella outbreak recall from Arizona to Indiana.

@lyzl Why does she need a cantaloupe? This is going to haunt me

@lyzl Does your son go to school in 1955?!

@lyzl What me and half the "providers" would turn up with.

@lyzl There are stores everywhere. If it is her class and her responsibility then the teacher should provide the cantaloupe.

@lyzl This would’ve been my reponse.

@lyzl I spent five minutes cackling gleefully after I read this

@lyzl oh, please tell me you emailed back with that...