The thing no one talks about enough is how none of these political candidates actually make sense when they talk. Like DeSantis just said something about his friend penny who was left to die in a pan? What?
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Guys there are like no late term abortions...it rarely happens except in the rarest of situations
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@lyzl
Happens like clock work every 4 years. Some joke/unserious person enters IA/NH. Does every media possible. Polls at 3% give or take. Has no campaign infrastructure . Starts to grift for donations. Gets a cable/radio gig only to disappear by next 4 year cycle. Tradition.
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@lyzl
It's true. Here's the full story!
Last night during the Republican debate, we learned about the incredible story of Penny, who miraculously survived an abortion.
Here's her AMAZING testimony!
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@lyzl
Did he name a pizza Penny? Because if he was actually talking about a pan pizza, then that might make sense. 🤷🏽♂️
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@lyzl
“I’m still Penny from the Pan” is now running on loop in my brain to the tune of Jenny from the Block, and man, I did not ask for that.
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@lyzl
As a Floridian, I’m sorry. I tried. He’s embarrassing. But I think Penny is an attempted at-birth abortion (no idea what really happened) who fought for her life by her bootstraps.
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