Morning, everyone 😊

when my yapping battery runs out and I just sit there like this

then explain this ?

global headlines back to back. what an absolutely sick, terrifying world women must navigate.

Domestic abuse spikes 26% when England plays, 38% if they lose, and 11% the day after, win or lose. Women's safety is at the mercy of men who can’t control themselves over a football game. Yet women are labelled emotional and crazy.

Whilst many tune into watch England in the #EURO2024 final, watching in hope and anticipation, remember many women and children will be watching for different reasons… Domestic abuse increases by 26% when England win or draw and by 38% after a defeat at a major tournament.

FLEABAG (2016)

In one day we had a man who murdered 3 people with a crossbow and another man left a chopped up body in a suitcase on Clifton Suspension Bridge. We have a problem with male violence, fuelled by a society where it is acceptable to blame everyone else for your own problems.

Some genuinely hilarious responses on Sky’s rolling list of messages for King Charles before the coronation, but none that sums up British culture more than this

Arctic hares are very cute in a snowball type of way.

Why? because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh??? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

me doing one hour of selfcare after doing 23hours of self-destruction

How about this for a cross-generational collab

"you still going out tonight?" me:

happy women’s day

https://t.co/t48IlrjDus

prescription for happiness

slinky boy

https://t.co/Cv9UZAZEc6