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@lilliankking
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Joined May 2012
ice dancing program where I'm a sack of potatoes and the guy is a farmer and I'm just dead weight and he's hoisting me and it looks hard
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As an adult I say this is cool but if I was a kid I would bully him
Mystery 'fedora man' at Louvre heist scene revealed as teenage detective fan
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how do i make witch house music on my work laptop
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Are there sickos that are like “hell yeah, the plane is hot”
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im happy the bears in katmai national park are hibernating but i wish i was allowed to watch them do it
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i think apple music was designed by someone who hates music
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Uber drivers love to be like “I live in Naperville”
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If you were to play the new Geese album for your cousin they’d be like “what the fuck is this”
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off the dome i know a lot of jack harlow lyrics
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starting the week with a google search.... "why armpit rash"
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Saturday night, half a Celsius, feeling skinny…. watch out chicago
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I think the bigger issue here is that he posted an image of himself napalming Chicago
Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger. You didn’t earn the right to wear it. Stolen valor at its worst.
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an interesting thing about the show justified is that its the best show ever
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I accomplished an impossible feat… I read both books I brought on vacation
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Glad to see my friends in New York have aged out of trying to rent their apartments for the five days they’re out of town
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Animal collective is good but sometimes when I listen to them I’m like “man, this sucks”
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time to spend the next 90 minutes thinking about lunch
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instagram is awesome. someone i met in the teen club on a disney cruise 14 years ago just liked my engagement post
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I hope I never have to wear a wire I’d be freaking out
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