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mastered the craft of degen meme trading https://t.co/dxDAb8Rje1 ✗ DM ME for promo/call ✗ 👨‍🎓 working w/ @Bybit_official

Joined October 2018
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Can i get a GM? 🫳
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone Seagulls watching someone go viral using their lyrics
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2 years
The Like Button is blown away when you click it. #AppleEvent
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3 years
Who would you choose?
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1 year
Going to miss you my people 💜. God help me kick the door so that y’all enter.
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2 years
This you?
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4 years
First day at work, July 11th 2018, after nights of hunger and years of unemployment. Still thankful to God for turning it around 🙌🏻. Your dreams are still valid. #ItCanBe!
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4 years
You won’t see people congratulating Winnie Nanyondo because she didn’t get a medal. But for her effort and the work put in, with a country that barely facilitates, we thank her for raising the 🇺🇬 flag high.
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Sleeping Pills Sleeping Pills Pro. Max
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2 years
@MethiaLydiaN This activist energy should be used on real issues affecting women. The women in the pics haven’t complained about the kitchen being in the same room. These are simple people enjoying their simple weekends, living their simple life. They are probably happy. But you probably.
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@Lhzzr
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3 months
POV : life after you took the risk and aped into my alpha calls
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Everyone is a runner 🫡
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@Lhzzr
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1 year
Kati nkola videos 😭😂😂
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@Lhzzr
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4 years
Oli kasajja kabi nyo Ssempijja Stanley. I had chosen to let you be… but sadly you keep doing it. My cousin Maria came to me crying about an iPhone 7 plus you sold her. Oyagala kumalawo family na bichupuli?.
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2 years
His camera team didn’t get visas!. 6ix9ine saw UG Kids dance to his new song. He decided he to come and shoot a music video. His camera team were ‘denied’ visas. He still didn’t give up. Bought a gimbal & came to shoot the video with an iPhone. What does this teach you?
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Son won the Golden Boot without a single penalty goal 🔥🔥🙌🏻.
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3 years
😲👀
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@Lhzzr
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2 years
Blankets n NYASH! 🫣 eh
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2 years
Today we woke up very early.
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
🙏
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@Lhzzr
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5 years
Pay someone well and they won’t steal from you ☺️. The lady doing my laundry just returned these two. God bless her.
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@Lhzzr
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1 year
I flew 6400+ miles to study a Masters Degree in Digital Marketing (no scholarship 😭).
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2 years
I have never seen an ad for this product but my mom has been using it in her hair since 1999.
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@Lhzzr
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5 years
Pepsi has today handed over a cheque of USD 200,000 (UGX 753 million) and brand new 4-Wheel Toyota double-cabin pick-up to the Head of the National Task force on Covid-19, Hon. Mary Karooro Okurut. WOW! Just wow!.This is so far the largest single donation. Thank you Pepsi.
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Guess the song…. Wrong answers only 😅
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3 years
Felt ignited today
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@Lhzzr
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2 years
This is the original photo. The other one is photoshopped.
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@Lhzzr
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2 years
So close 😬
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Midulo Income status ntandise okujisobola 😂
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@Lhzzr
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4 years
A short story 🥺
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
This country should be sold 😂😂
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@Lhzzr
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4 years
3 Ugandans and a Malawian.#MWIUGA
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@Lhzzr
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1 year
Abatuuze ka babakube, babasibe nga gwe wofuna likes ne clip za documentary zo 😍.
@HEBobiwine
BOBI WINE
1 year
Thank you everyone who has heeded our call and protested against the criminal regime's luxurious lifestyle while citizens suffer with terrible roads. #FixOurRoads .#FreeAllPoliticalPrisonersUganda .#UnitedForcesOfChange
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
This is my second pic with Mom and the first time I held her like this 🥺
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3 years
Which meal plus drink can I get with this? 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Who is the better MUSICIAN? Forget the politics for a moment. It’s Choose Day!
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@Lhzzr
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4 years
Press A until it turns into Æ. Fake phones please don’t attempt 😂.
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1 year
My little man made 7 months ❤️❤️. I love this human
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2 years
Oops
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3 years
Cute ❤️
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3 years
Uganda to the world! Sheila Atim, a Ugandan-British actress was in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Niceness 😊🔥
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5 years
God works always has a plan. I never saw my dad. Grew up at granny's. We had no fees and granny toiled so I finish nursery. Because God blessed me with knowledge, I got a bursary in from P1- P7. Got another one from S1-S6 and with PEM, I got government sponsorship at University🙏.
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@Lhzzr
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4 years
New signing in the @SafeBoda camp. Let’s take you around.
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@Lhzzr
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1 year
You lied about the second part.
@EstherBirungi22
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1 year
Ugly but rich
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
I thought I had it 😬
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@Lhzzr
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4 years
Lino engwanga 😂😂✌🏻. Watch till the end
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@Lhzzr
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5 years
In Kalerwe a man tried to snatch a phone from a passenger in a bus heading to Northern Uganda. The passenger grabbed his hand and held it as the bus moved on. He was then dragged into the bus through the window. His fate is unclear.
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@Lhzzr
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2 years
The only 2 things Kenzo is better than Philly are, stealing content and broken English.
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3 years
Nayeee 🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️
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2 years
We are at a burial. Across the road, the neighbors are having a Kwangula. We were singing “Amaze Emirimu Je” and the other side had “Sibokya, mbayiseko love eno”.
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3 years
I took him through a lot 😂😂
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@Lhzzr
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3 years
Name the series that made you go through this. I want it.
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@Lhzzr
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5 years
Finally,.A piece of Land in my name ❤️🙏
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2 years
Blud said “personally” 😂😂
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3 years
I even got her balloons 😭
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2 years
John Wick John Weak 😂
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2 years
This tweet is very funny right now 😂
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3 years
Kind reminder that a Jinja man without 6 packs! WITHOUT 6 packs, fought and killed a fully grown lion.
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3 years
Get It Done ✅
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1 year
Twitter has changed the LIKE button for 2024! Like and see #HappyNewYear.
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5 years
I sent money. She asked for withdrawal fees. Told her to wait so I top up. I called MTN. Told them I sent to a wrong number. They returned my money. Sagala busilu.
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2 years
Met Prince Wasajja. He is a down to earth man
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@Lhzzr
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5 years
Bebe Cool has surprised me today 😳🙌🏻.#Block10bn
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4 years
I will never forgive Bujjada for this 😔
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4 years
Use a meme to describe a situation in the Bible.
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2 years
I have 45GB of Lyca Data
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4 years
My Boda guy has told me Canary awasiza Sasha Vibes 😂😂. Kata amalusu gantuge 😂😂😂.
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3 years
A parking lot claiming that it owns so many cars 😂😂😂. Good day 😂.
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4 years
Madox Ssematimba appreciation tweet
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5 years
On today’s BODA;. Me: *looks at his new motorcycle.Him: olagawa.Me: Namungona.Him: 5k. Me: *I sit, not saying a word. Him: Mweno sitera batwala.Me:. Him: I saw you looking at my motorbike. Simanyi oyagala kujiba?.Me:. Him: Vako. Me: 😳.Him: Kyona ki kanyama kilabika na kibi.
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1 year
1997 2024
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2 years
AK 47 and Dans Ku Mapesa
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3 years
I still can’t believe that Kenzo asked the government where it was when Rema left him 😂😂😂.
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2 years
Bambi 😂
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@Lhzzr
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2 years
Sibagamba ngako nti nja kuba verified forever.
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5 years
I met him around Golf Course hustling through the rain. God bless this kid 🙏🙏. May his pockets be filled.
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3 years
The day you will learn that things can be shipped is the day you will stop paying UGX 3 million extra to a Ugandan plug for a newly launched iPhone.
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6 years
Raised by my poor single mom, I was smart and studied on bursaries. I got government sponsorship at university. Daily transport was a problem and I walked from Kawempe to & fro Nakawa (Mubs) 3 days a week for two years until I got a side hustle. Now I have a good job. Mom is King.
@ikukuoma2025
Ikukuoma Is Coming
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Sco pa tu ma naa
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I was comfortably team Android… STAN came to me with an iPhone gig. Personally, I like making things authentic, so I decided to buy an iPhone X from him to get the whole shopping experience and create content around it. And that little MF still duped me and refused to replace.
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3 years
Us who grew up with grandmas need a Grandma’s Day. They are our everything 🙂.
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2 years
Slept really late working on that pinned video for you guys. Really glad it was a nice watch for most of you.
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1 year
I spent 47 minutes in a phone shop. People were buying iPhone 15s, Pixels and Samsungs, but the shop owners didn’t take or attempt to take photos of buyers to post on the shop’s social media pages.
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4 years
Who still has a friend they have known for 5+ years?.
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2 years
Sometimes, you only have to change your location, not yourself.
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2 years
If you see this tweet on your TL, I pray that your week is blessed and you get many good news. Good morning good people.
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5 years
Best picture I have seen today ❤️❤️. Beauty 💯 | Hustle 💯 | Brains 💯.
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4 years
The Tems that Bebecool wanted police to arrest is on Drakes new Album and on WizKid’s Essence with Justin Bieber. What about Bebecool?.
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5 years
1. KFC has never been a “can’t wait to have”. You just didn’t have money then. 2. A date is not an occasion to eat stuff you have never eaten before. It’s a date for Christ’s sake. 3. You go to the date to get to know a person, not because they are buying you stuff you can’t buy.
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3 years
Kamale okusala word 😂😂
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4 years
Kanye West’s new hair cut 🔥🔥
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5 years
Uganda loses Twars because Ugandans don’t want engage on each other’s tweets. These twars are mostly won with numbers. Nigerians RT & like and their stuff blows. A small slap can be exaggerated with a sound effect! RTs and Likes are the TWAR sound effect. #UGANIG.
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3 years
😂💪🏾
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4 years
Help us find Calvin 🙏. Please Retweet and share widely 🙏
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3 years
It’s my birthday 🥳! God has worked for me through different people this year!! Thank you.
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1 year
This toilet at UCU was built like a church. Holy Sh!t.
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3 years
Why would anyone buy a 128GB phone 😳?.
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