watching Pitt fans criticizing the possibility of a relapse plotline when that's all House fans ever knew

no one wants to be my friend because my tummy always makes really loud weird noises

mulheres tem pau e homens tem buceta. todo mundo sabe disso

cίsgender bisexual man who acts like a gay guy but primarily fucks with women… deeply deeply malicious personality archetype. deceitful and narcissistic. invariably extremely sexy but evil to the core. see also justin trudeau, most male baristas, bowie, etc

under my dictatorship anyone who uses "im just a girl" will be executed in the town square

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ITS FLAT RAT FRIDAY!! 🐀

Heated Rivalry but it's them

clingy :) #Jayvik

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do you think he wants it

Ten dollar punk show is the new five dollar punk show but you can also just not bring any money and they’ll let you in

A child at Costco was yelling I WANT ICE CREAM and their parents said no and she pointed at me and went WHY DOES HE GET ICE CREAM?

boys club

i’m sorry but i can’t take langdon and santos seriously when they’re literally matching 😭😭😭 https://t.co/L1laFAVBMO

It's fat boy friday

Dude who amounts to nothing: I need a goth asian girl bro

That AI fruit slop- shit from a butt!! It will never replicate this gem. This is the perfect amalgam of artistic brilliance and frightfully excessive lust that only mankind can generate. 🩵

pretty... (i never post here i'm scared) #lifeweaver #overwatch

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