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@KymNelson

@KymNelson

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Writer, comedian, professional overthinker

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Joined April 2015
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 days
Turns out a 1990s teen diary is a perfect script for a show...mainly because the humiliation is already written. https://t.co/C2kGIVzZUB #londonshow #londoncomedy #whatsoninlondon @theglitch_se1
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
4 months
The solution to imposter syndrome? When your "I can" voice and "I can't" voice argue...just write down all those thoughts and see who has the best argument. Simple. #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
5 months
Not caring what others think of you because...you have enough of your own thoughts to care about. #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
Do you ever look at your #writing and think...did that just come out of my head (sometimes it's a good thing and sometimes it's like...what?) #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
What isn't being said...now that's an interesting/ballsy/scary writing prompt. Dare I go there as a comedian?! #amwriting #writing
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
The insults from my #innercritic are not good enough. There, There, I said it, it needs to produce better material, I've heard all this before. #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
It would be a quiet moment if my mind wasn't so noisy. #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
Why does one side of my mind tell me to breathe when I'm stressed, and the other side says, hold it in? Not my idea of a breathtaking experience. #amwriting #life
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
Sorry to the 70,000 thoughts I ignored today such as; 'quit writing forever' and 'eat an entire cake at 2am - although I still haven’t ruled out the latter just yet. #amwriting #thoughts #innercritic
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
6 months
One minute the mind is blocked and the next, it feels like you have too many lights on, and the mind can't figure out which ones to switch off. #amwriting
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@KymNelson
6 months
Writing quickly because I know my #innercritic is not fast enough to catch up. #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
What's it like to perform @edfringe ? It's a bit like childbirth - you go through all that pain and say you'll never do it again, and then you forget all that, and you do! #justthetonic
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Already realising after performing my show 'Namaste Blisters' @edfringe that I need a life coach...how lucky was I to find one in the audience! @JTTedinburgh
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Stephen King might find this clown school book-worthy! #amwriting #podcast
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Bringing humour to the yoga industry with 'Namaste Blisters' written and performed by me @museumofcomedy #amwriting #yoga
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Saw a guy light up a cigar after class...it was 10am! Is this what yoga teachers mean by being "authentic"? #amwriting
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Meditation is like having a referee in your head - giving the red card to thoughts that need to be sent off. #amwriting #meditation
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Time to see the funny side of yoga! #yoga #londonyoga #yogateachers
@museumofcomedy
Museum of Comedy
2 years
Next month @KymNelson, a former yoga teacher-turned-comedian, confesses all about the yoga industry and reveals some larger-than-life characters based on yogis she's met in the industry! Guaranteed, you'll never look at yoga in the same way again! 🧘‍♀️ https://t.co/XRAuHRJOC9 🧘‍♀️
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
Trying to relax in a yoga class and all I hear is Darth Vadar breathing sounds. Seems to be a competition to see who can breath the loudest! #amwriting #yoga
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@KymNelson
@KymNelson
2 years
You would never catch me showing my legs...oh but wait, I have a show to promote and new shoes to break in. @museumofcomedy #londonyoga #whatsoninlondon #londoncomedy
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