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@kodylavenders
lau
10 months
please save me tom blyth speaking spanish save meee
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lau
10 months
mind you their cw show ended 78 years ago
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michelle and katie leaving abc studios after ATFR #TheBachelor
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how i'm sleeping tonight knowing kelsey got what she wanted and her mom's smiling down on her #thebachelor
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how im going to sleep tonight knowing katie gave greg the first impression rose #thebachelorette
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this whole time they had us on the jeanette smear campaign when girl's only crime was being a weirdo #CruelSummer
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defend these zionists all you want because you're clinging onto the nostalgia of their decade old tv show it's falling on deaf ears
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they had a whole commercial break only to return to uncomfortable silence #TheBachelor
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these women choosing meanness over accountability yet AGAIN #TheBachelor
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there's something so fucking scary about this lady's monotone voice i'm fucking shaking for rue #euphoria
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"never have i ever kissed someone older" NAH HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING WITH THAT ONE #CruelSummer
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GREG FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT #thebachelorette
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so far katie is exactly the type of bachelorette i thought she would be and she is delivering #thebachelorette
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rod didn't leave joy after her affair but would leave her if she questioned his place as kate's father THAT'S A REAL MAN #cruelsummer
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mallory calling kate her favorite person... i just don't trust her #CruelSummer
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a frat boy talking to a trust fund baby about privilege???? #thebachelorette
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now why would a source tell hollywood unlocked of all outlets that queen elizabeth was found dead?????
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@pinkplasticlai they've all made stories and posts in support of isr*el. they've liked their nasty former cast mate nate buzz's islamophobic propaganda posts. tiktok or twitter threads may be a good resource for you if you look them up
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i literally don't know what i'll do if we have to sit through ten episodes of a boring ass bachelorette knowing maria is right there with personality and potential #thebachelor
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eazy's voice breaking just like my fucking heart #thebachelorette
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someone calling kate a liar and the calls are coming from INSIDE the house #cruelsummer
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can't believe this woman quit her job to be taken on a date in a walmart tent in the pennsylvania woods #TheBachelor
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chipotle app and website both down like if you didn't want me to have my $5 boorito you could've just said that
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MICHELLE GOT HIM A JERSEY TO CELEBRATE BEING TEAM MATES AND HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK HER HEART #TheBachelor
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bachelor nation looking for this "peace and harmony" mj brings to the house #TheBachelor
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@myonnaslibrary i'll be cashing out my 401k by the time she's done
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men have issues opening up and instead of going to therapy, they just go on the bachelor #TheBachelor
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ivan continues to wipe the floor with these other man any time he opens up #thebachelorette
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what's heather doing there???? #TheBachelor
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has tyler posey's step sister looked into the hispanic scholarship fund? there are a few places to look for help mama let's research
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and who gives a fuck if daisy jones is a pill popper and a scene stealer and an alleged mistress she is my mother teresa
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spotify crashing when i'm supposed to be a whole minute into state of grace (taylor's version) by now
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katie, the one who was interrupted by sarah in the first place, coming to console sarah... i was wrong about you dildo girl #TheBachelor
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lexi got fez fucking singing while he looks into her eyes and grabs her hand oh he's down bad #euphoria
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bri's dress was absolutely WASTED on this man, i can't believe this #TheBachelor
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BITCH BEN IS BACK #thebachelorette
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me constantly going between katie and abigail for bachelorette #TheBachelor
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tom blyth obsession might be getting out of hand he has me pressing play on a western...
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just finished the final episode final scene and i cried so bad i can't believe i fell victim to shonda rhimes' pen again
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male characters who have been obsessed with their love interests for years... who've known all along that they'd do anything for that one girl... sorry but they outsell every single time
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sam levinson bringing out the dead dad eulogy and the baby rue imagery oh he's not sparing us at alllll #euphoria
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i mean joseph morgan put his hole klussy into that klaus scene but why did klaus's last canon scene in the tvdu have to be him projected onto a fitted sheet on a tree? #legacies
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@myonnaslibrary im convinced two pretty people can rarely make a pretty baby the stakes are just too high
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michelle is funny and wife material #TheBachelor
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Ben not getting a rose ruined my entire night #thebachelorette
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the men hugging... the best group... the final 4 of my dreams indeed #thebachelorette
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so kit has definitely written fanfiction before #TheBachelor
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alright i'm ready for michelle now, i can't take another second of this #TheBachelorette
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every time i see screenshots of booktwt people trying to romantically text people in the real world and other booktwt people freaking out on their behalf saying they wish that were them i can't help but think how CORNY it all is... maybe i was born to be a hater after all
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this proposal happening on a gloomy ass day that should've been the first sign #TheBachelor
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y'all will never have what she has
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thank god bri has a rose bc sis really doesn't have a job #TheBachelor
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i need matt to grow a spine around these women #TheBachelor
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almost everyone on the ultimatum is going to hell but ESPECIALLY rae and jake
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tre walking up to tahzjuan who dated his uncle is why there's no way i can let this show go #bachelorinparadise
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remo falcone rescued and took in a homeless fabi, helped kill kiara's r*pist, gave himself to the outfit to save adamo, was willing to die for kiara and alessio, risked himself so fina could see her sister... but somehow HE'S the MONSTER??? it's slander
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rod and kate wallis have the most wholesome parent-child relationship on this show #cruelsummer
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#𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐱 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 — "𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘴... 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘤𝘺."
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cassie calling lexi a loser with no self respect???? baby look inward???? #euphoria
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there's just something so satisfying about dual POV romance books. like i live for seeing both sides of a couple falling in love
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@kodylavenders
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@myonnaslibrary wait omg she looks amazing
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the power justine has making johnny seem semi likeable #loveislandusa
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kinda don't care at all about these daisy scenes rn #thebachelor
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rachael's mom immediately asking what matt's red flags are #TheBachelor
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not a montage of them living like a couple, he needs to ROT #CruelSummer
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why does jack antonoff get the main album and aaron dessner gets the scraps why are putting baby in a corner omg??????
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she kept noah over SEXY SPENCER? #thebachelorette
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they did spencer dirty with his initial intro but he actually seems likeable #thebachelorette
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so michelle and bri got some room and rachael gets a whole house... of course #TheBachelor
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readers: please stop putting naked men on covers middle aged authors: no, let's appreciate the human body the human body in question:
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you can call someone out for the way they treated you without resorting to mean girl tactics you're known for supposedly standing against #TheBachelorette
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harry saying "there's still love" like baby there's a sniper dot on your forehead regardless, call those hags out with your whole chest already #HarryandMeghanonOprah
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p*rn additiction is rampant in our current culture and you see people turning off critical thinking to defend it with mind numbing takes like this... we're so over as a society
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saw someone’s ick list a little while ago and can’t find it again but it said “follows a ton of sex workers” and i just want to say that many of the sex workers on here are very cool and have correct opinions and are my friends and you should not feel bad about following them ♥️
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ben stumbling over these words... this hurts big time #thebachelorette
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jeanette going back to jamie... girl haven't you learned a single thing #CruelSummer
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the way i get so emotional watching certain scenes of djats that i just have to pause the show and walk around a bit like this isn't a book or show to me this is my life
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#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐱 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋⁣ —"𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵? 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶."⁣
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remo took in fabiano and offered him a family and a home in the camorra and now his daughter is the conclusion to the camorra chronicles sorry but if she ends up with remo's son i can't think of something more full circle and perfect than that
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#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐱 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 — 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳.
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why did she reach out and touch him when he's clearly uncomfortable next to her #TheBachelor
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matt sending sarah back into g eazy's arms tonight #TheBachelor
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CAL JACOBS PRISON ERA I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS #Euphoria
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oh noah and abigail are DEFINITELY this season's dylan and hannah g #bachelorinparadise
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the producers unleashing the donkeys to cock block #TheBachelor
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#𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐄 — “𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧? 𝘈 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴? 𝘈 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭?”⁣
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not katie using the wrong definition of gaslighting on national tv is she not EMBARRASSED #TheBachelorette
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now why am i feeling the chemistry between kelsey and david spade #bachelorinparadise
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no one said ginny and georgia season 2 would provide so many moments that pissed me off
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high school will grayson will forever be unmatched in my mind
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after franchise going toe to toe with mattress firm for being a money laundering front because this series has not made enough noise for a random spin off without its lead actress
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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First look at #AfterEverything
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i have no interest in watching demi on this beach #bachelorinparadise
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this bachelorette finale has aged me at least 5 years #thebachelorette
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when im in a most insufferable male celebrity competition and my opponent is dylan obrien
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high school bully romances are so funny bc everyone's always saying how the male characters are feared and respected like no baby he's 3 absences away from not graduating and his parents still claim him as a dependent on their taxes lmao
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i also just want justine's parents to be proud of her #loveislandusa
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actually matt, you're the one encouraging this disrespectful behavior and talk amongst the group #TheBachelor
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booktwt acting like they have influence over anything will forever be hilarious to me... pure delusion from people who pirate books and offer little financial benefit to authors and publishers
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brittany defending sex workers on national tv i know that's right #TheBachelor
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i will gladly read a 600 page romance book in one sitting but i draw the line at reading more than 10 pages of academic text
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caleb said here's your fucking grapes he does notttt tolerate moira's foolery #loveislandusa
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saw some people who are already 10 books into their 2022 reading challenge it is january 3rd?????
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