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@UsingCigarettes
@ExileGrimm
@thales_rf
Whyy Ay Oughtta… my fatha came heah wit nuthin but spaghetti in his pockets and and he stahted his own bookmakin opahration just fuh people like you to wahk allova our heritage
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Literally the best QB under pressure in recent history.
@verysadvikings
@tourneyosmo
You drafted a rookie who barely threw the ball in college and is horrible under pressure 😂
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@Peter_Bukowski
1: Judging by the TE chip on the strongside, more likely that Dalvin went the wrong way
2: He worked up in the pocket perfectly, exactly what he was supposed to do under pressure
3: that ball went exactly where it was supposed to between 2 defenders
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Tom Brady could come to the Vikings with
- An elite OL
- Possibly the best passing weapons in the league
- a defense allowing 15 points per game
- The opportunity to seal his GOAT legacy by bringing a Lombardi the MINNESOTA
Is there any reason for Brady NOT to sign with Minny?
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What is the flukiest way possible for the Vikings to win this week so Peter Bukowski has to spend the entire offseason crying about it?
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Vikings trades before the deadline
Jordan Hicks to the Cowboys for a 2024 2nd
Ezra Cleveland to the Giants for a 2024 2nd and 3rd
Danielle Hunter to the Jaguars for a 2024 1st, 2025 1st, Travon Walker, and Travis Etienne
Kirk Cousins to the Falcons for Kyle Pitts and 3 1sts
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Why are so many people tweeting these garbage Danielle Hunter trades? He had two freak injuries, he is not injury prone. The man is a generational talent and the only edge in the draft with the ceiling that Hunter has already hit is Thibodeaux.
Hunter is worth two 1sts minimum.
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@PFF
Darrisaw and Thomas would give you the two best tackles in the league for a decade. Not even a contest.
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Average age of Vikings starting lineups:
Offense: 25.8 years old ❗️
Defense: 26.3 years old ❗️
Starters over 30: Two ❗️
2024 cap: 11th most
2025 cap: 2nd most ❗️
2026 cap: 3rd most ❗️
*THIS* is what a competitive rebuild looks like‼️
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I know Brian Asamoah is extremely raw, but with Jalen Hurts' speed and Jordan Hicks' noticeable slowness, I think maybe putting Asamoah in for significant snaps purely as a spy on Hurts might be a good move this week.
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@minnyski
"If Josh Allen didn't fumble"
What about...
If they called the D holding on 4th& goal?
If they didn't call the 3rd down "horse collar"?
If they didn't call the fake holding on Darrisaw?
If they called Davis' "catch" correctly?
If they didn't allow 12 men on a goalline snap?
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@FBallAnalysisYT
Only a few teams could do it.
- top 5 QB
- 4 1sts
- 5 2nd-3rds
- 3 starters below age 28
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@travismattox4
Amon Ra isn’t in the same tier as JJ. The Amon Ra deal changes nothing for what he’s going to get paid. If anything, the low guarantee could cut it down a little.
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Crazy fact: If the refs had made the correct call on the Dalvin Cook “fumble” in Week 1, the Bengals would have missed the playoffs and never made their Cinderella run to the Super Bowl in 2021.
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Tied up with 1 second left in OT, GB attempting a 27 yard chip shot to win.
It's blocked and Vikings recover, but are tackled on the return.
GB gets called for Unsportsmanlike Conduct, which gives our offense a free untimed play.
Kirk scrambles for 85 yards to win it.
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@TheBrohioan
If they’re putting Jaylen Waddle and Devonta Smith on here then it should be Diggs-Thielen and Jefferson-Thielen instead. I’m pretty sure there are better duos than that anyways though.
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@BeerlyFootball
I'm pretty sure Adrian Peterson is the last running back to single handedly carry a team to the playoffs (2012).
The defense was mediocre at best and the passing game was the worst in the league.
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@AkaylebEvans
Your brain is important. We care about you more as a person than a player, rest up and kick some ass when you're back 😤
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@Ihartitz
TWICE IAN!!!! TWICE!!! HOW DO I HAVE A 26 POINT BREECE HALL GAME AND IM MAD ABOUT IT?!?!?
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@Part_Time_Bro
He's talking to a viewer base that didn't watch the game, in which Kirk made multiple *elite* and heroic plays in a 17 point comeback.
Kirk Cousins was doing some wildly impressive stuff late in the game. The footwork/timing was ridiculous.
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Seriously getting so fed up with Fields he’s about to make my hate list
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@PFF
Bills definitely got plus value in this trade but let's not act like JJ isn't 6 years younger and $20M cheaper.
Not to mention Vikings got a potential starting safety and a rotational DE.
It wasn't even, despite the fact that both teams benefited.
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HOT SEAT: Kwesi Adolph-Mensah reportedly told Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell it’s “Super Bowl” or bust.
Per sources, Kwesi said, I spend $8M to give you CJ Ham, I give you Ivan Pace Jr, I even brought back Greg Joseph. You win this year or you’re gone big boy.”
Can “KOC” deliver?
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@MyPykeWillStabU
@HowThingsWork_
Have you ever been within 10 feet of a chain saw? It's a normal tool that people use.
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@cmaek09
I’d be salty too if I went from covering one of the most fun teams in the league to covering literally the worst franchise in the league
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Justin Fields will never make this throw in his lifetime.
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Vikings Twitter Power Rankings
1.
@Forester932
2.
@rastapasta_9
3.
@LocktoMinny
4.
@simpleryan_
5.
@LukeBraunNFL
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@PFF
Amazing catch, of course, but it is physically impossible to throw this ball any better. Absolutely perfect timing, velocity, and placement.
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@Alejand30083118
@PFF_Fantasy
Copper is a dangerous heavy metal that can cause cancer. That's why copper cups aren't the
#1
vessel for Moscow Mules anymore.
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Let’s pause to acknowledge this absolute Kevin O’Connell masterclass. How many other coaches could keep their team this poised and focused through this shitshow of a season and even bigger shitshow of a game?
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@QBKlass
@Becomesdahunted
The offense was top 10 last year and apart from fumbles (which are largely unpredictable, and typically 50/50 not 100/0) has been even more efficient this year.
They returned 5 starters on the defense and implemented a completely different scheme which has been an improvement.
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@Lazlulu9000
@elitetakes_
Yeah took a lot of dawg to throw 5 TDs in 4 playoff games. Dude is so overrated by casuals.
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In case anybody wants to know Kirk’s *actual* playoff stats.
- “record” 1-3
- 2.5 TDs per game
- 0.3 INTs per game
- 97.4 rating
- Scored on 50% of drives vs Giants
- Upsets casual wannabes
- produces yearly despite always having an awful OL
Ladies, if your boyfriend:
-is 1-4 in the playoffs
-averages only 1 TD per game in the playoffs
- barely averages 200 ypg in the playoffs
-lost to Daniel Jones
-is the most overrated QB in the division
-gets hit constantly behind his awful OL
then you’re dating Kirk Cousins
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@MateoTorgy
@NFLTotalAccess
@MJD
@JoeyB
@Real10jayy__
@JoshAllenQB
@stefondiggs
@CooperKupp
@derekcarrqb
@tae15adams
@tkelce
Bro used QBR lmfaoo
Every single thought you ever have from now on is invalid 😂😂
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@ArifHasanNFL
You’re ignoring the fact that he’s a gritty hard worker. First guy in last guy out kind of guy. The kind of guy you’d let take your mother out on a date.
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@defiisthelife
The NFL should start fining refs for blown and bad calls just like they fine players for literally anything
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@SkolOrWhatever
It’s because of the massive media campaign trying to convince everyone that Fields was actually good
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@thelimoseats8
We owe him $28.5M next year on the books no matter what. If we can get him back for say $35-40M due to the injury, it would be the absolute dumbest decision ever not to do that.
Luckily we have rational thinkers in charge and not emotional fans.
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@PFF_Sam
@realmnsportsfan
@DWolfsonKSTP
Stefon Diggs is still a Buffalo Bill because I have not physically seen him on the football field with the Houston Texans.
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My Vikings Twitter Conspiracy Theories:
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@rastapasta_9
and
@bobnetherlands
are the same guy
2.
@Forester932
is reddit user u/bunhein
3. Boobs Guy is Jared Allen
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Please be respectful to Ed Donatell as a person on his way out of Minnesota
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@BruceArians1
Mahomes is literally the reason almost every team runs 2 high safety coverage. With 2 high safeties, short routes open up with RAC opportunities.
Thanks for pointing out that Mahomes can not only change the entire defensive landscape of the NFL, but also adapt to it and dominate
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If Daniel Carlson had remained a Viking he would still suck.
We didn’t blow it by cutting him, we just saved his career.
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@FBallAnalysisYT
I’m can’t remember the last time anyone accurately predicted the Vikings season, good or bad
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@verysadvikings
I get what you’re saying but he is still a 97th percentile athlete at the position.
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@VikingFansOnly
He’s in the twilight of his career doing what he can to make the most money before it’s over. There’s nothing wrong with that and he doesn’t owe us anything.
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@LukeBraunNFL
Luke Braun, University of Locked On Vikings
- 6.43s 40 yard dash 😱
- 2.73s 10 yard split 😤
- 2 bench press reps 🤯
- 7" vertical 🥶
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@JoshSmithero
@stillgray
@historyinmemes
If it wasn’t obvious to you from listening to literally 10 seconds of any song they’ve made ever, I don’t know what else to tell you.
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@Fan17Bama
@BeerlyFootball
I take it you just started watching football.
Tannehill is a top 15 QB, Christian Ponder wasn't even top 32.
Titans had AJ Brown and Jonnu Smith to throw to, Vikings had 30 year old Micheal Jenkins and Devin Aromashodu.
2020 Titans roster is lightyears better than 2012 Vikings
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@verysadvikings
He manipulates his speed better than anybody else.
He will run half a route at 80% speed just to hit 100% the first step on the break. That’s probably why you think he doesn’t look as fast, but it absolutely is there on the tape.
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@NFL
@Vikings
@BuffaloBills
@stefondiggs
@JJettas2
JJ is 5 years younger, on a rookie deal, and we got DJ Wonnum who is a good rotational EDGE, and Cam Bynum who is an average starting Safety.
I'm definitely not mad about it if I'm a Bills fan, but Vikings got way more out of this deal.
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@Peter_Bukowski
@kalynkahler
Y'all are 5-8 because your Charmin soft WR couldn't handle dropping a ball? lmfao
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Terminally online loser.
“You guys deserve this”
Like bruh what? Most of us have jobs and family to worry about, you should try it.
@dalvincookin
Not happy he got hurt but you guys deserve this. By all means cope and seethe in your plug chats though
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@tim_moshier
@jeanlucpeakhard
@cityafreaks
Yeah burnout often comes because work feels mundane and unimportant lol
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Bro bet the Vikings at halftime 😭
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#Colts
players is being investigated for gambling on games and there's evidence the player placed hundreds of wagers, including bets involving the Colts, per
@MattRybaltowski
of
@sports_handle
. The player is not considered a "star" but the average fan has likely heard of him.
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@FillyJL
@LocktoMinny
A screenshot of Madden to prove your point? We're talking real life lmao
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@ME_Hunter_Hayes
@JoshNorris
@red1044
If you watched that San Fran game, Minny dominated every phase of the game and all sides of the ball. It wasn’t a “down game” by San Fran, it was a near-perfect game for the Vikes.
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Can Adam Thielen’s wife just shut up so we can appreciate and reminisce on his awesome story in Minnesota?
The man had over 100 targets in our offense last year, 36th in the league. It’s unlikely he gets a role any bigger than that *and* will play on a winning team.
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@TPPSkol
@alec_lewis
If Chandler can competently fill in for 40% of snaps this year behind Jones that would be an absolute win. Jones needs his reps moderated.
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