captain avalon
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special envoy for the indian ocean
Melbourne
Joined January 2021
Dear Minister Williams, there are too many express trains on Burnley lines nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
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In Australia if our president does not leave the stage he gets pushed off
Reece James asking Donald Trump ‘are you gonna leave’ and Trump just not moving for the trophy lift is mental 😂😂😂😂😂
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Hey guys, have you heard about this tool called PowerPoint?
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If Tasmania go to another election just to get the same result it’s time to turn it into a territory.
Preferred premier (TAS). 🟦 Rockliff: 43% (-1).🟥 Winter: 30% (-2). EMRS (LIB internal) | 6-8 July | n=500 | +/- 29 Jun-1 Jul.
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If we are serious about productivity in this city we need the speed turned up on the parliament escalators.
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to be a state political reporter and to openly admit you have no idea what the public opinion is on something you won't shut the fuck up about is incredible.
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Chip LeGrand nightmare fuel.
VIC: Suburban Rail Loop (by party). 🟥 LABOR.🟢 Support: 80%.🔴 Oppose: 12%. 🟦 COALITION.🟢 Support: 37%.🔴 Oppose: 57%. 🟩 GREENS.🟢 Support: 84%.🔴 Oppose: 7%. ⬛️ OTHER.🟢 Support: 47%.🔴 Oppose: 41%. Newspoll | 23-30 June | n=1071 | MoE ±3.42.
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granted it was a minority view but any model predicting 100% certainty for what is ultimately a decision from nine people in a room is probably a bit limited.
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RT @jonobri: This morning, Alan Kohler published an article based on claims from a single conservative legacy planner. Central to the pie….
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Erin Patterson you have been found guilty. guilty of making a damn fine Beef Wellington
CANCEL YOUR 2PM YOUR 2:30PM MEETINGS NOW.
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CANCEL YOUR 2PM YOUR 2:30PM MEETINGS NOW.
#BREAKING 🚨 JURY REACHES VERDICT IN ERIN PATTERSON TRIAL, TO BE DELIVERED AT 2:15PM AEST.
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If you get to a certain point at the abc, they’ll literally let you write about anything. Personal finance guy is now regularly writing about AI, foreign affairs and housing policy lol.
My column for @abcnews - where are we going to find 34 sq kms of land per year in the suburbs to build houses? Golf courses? Parks? Race tracks? Boosting supply alone is not the answer to affordability.
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inheritance tax now.
My 23 year old work colleague is looking to buy a house with her girlfriend. They have a $500 000 deposit. Mostly an inheritance. Good on them!.
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You know the noodles are legit if the company has a Hotmail email address
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your wife literally posted this lol
I wish to make clarification to the media coverage regarding my interview with Mr. AJ Roberts on my podcast, the Ballsy Show (May 20, 2025). I started this podcast series as a result of some personal and professional developments in my life over the last few years – private.
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RT @CharizardMullen: I am turning off the computer. It’s prayer time. The Islamic conquest of eastern Sydney is complete. Thanks Albo. http….
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