Kim Payne
@kimpayne_a2
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Marketer at @aodcorp. Lover of art in all forms, travel by all means and kindness by all measures. Mama, wife and person. Opinions are all mine.
Ann Arbor, MI
Joined June 2015
Day 1 social distancing diary: 3 y/o proclaims “I am bored” at 8 am. By 11, she has demanded that we bake brownies and by noon she has cut off tiny pieces of my hair with safety scissors. Daycare is closed for 2 weeks. 😱.
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The Michigan primary was only like 3 days ago but if feels like since then we've traveled into the distant future where toilet paper and hand sanitizer are currency.
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If my 4 m/o could talk he would probably wonder if a bear ever saved my life based on his wardrobe consisting of 80% cute bear imagery (other 20% are monkeys, dogs and the occasional duck).
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Mickey mouse is controversial on twitter today and all I can think about is how we don't need another old male billionaire in this race, ya know?.
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When you go to buy a birth year necklace on Etsy and you feel like the shop is telling you you're too old for this
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I read "The Bluest Eye" in middle school and it profoundly shaped the way I view storytelling. She will be missed, but I'm grateful to have known her work at all.
Toni Morrison was a national treasure, as good a storyteller, as captivating, in person as she was on the page. Her writing was a beautiful, meaningful challenge to our conscience and our moral imagination. What a gift to breathe the same air as her, if only for a while.
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RT @simonsinek: Value is not determined by those who set the price. Value is determined by those who choose to pay it.
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I am sad #bingemodehp is close to the end, but I'm looking forward to openly weeping alone in my car on my Monday commute 😭💖.
"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry. But why on earth should that mean it is not real?". Take a deep breath. Clear some time in your schedule. Let's do this together. Here we go.
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RT @RockNRollPics: "I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring". 72 years ago, David Bowie was born in Brix….
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RT @dog_feelings: if you’re packing to go somewhere. and leave your suitcase open. i’m allowed to climb inside. and then you have to take m….
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I just found them extraordinarily unprepared. Frustrated and expected more help.
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Have spent the last 20 mins on the phone with @UPS to find my package that was "guaranteed" for 10:30 am. Ugh, stop using the word guarantee bro, you don't know what that means. I can't be the first this has happened to, you don't even have a good response.
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RT @AoDCorp: Attendance on Demand is among several local businesses helping out to ensure a successful school year. We are proud to give ba….
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I think that @NoelleSchuck offers some of the most practical content marketing advice at #DSDET. I feel so validated hearing her speak.
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Also, since so much of marketing is psychology and understanding human experience, I thought @chelseahandler 's talk was interesting and relevant, even for us marketers #DSDET.
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Listening to @chelseahandler at #DSDET and basically Chelsea Handler is hilarious and authentic.
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