so many bands i wanna see live, so little money in my bank account

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

Okay guys. You won. I replaced Wonder Woman with Wolverine. I hope you're happy now.

do people not know that scene queen literally opened for miw last year you guys are aware this is a Joke right 🫩

Do Americans seriously not know that car parks can go up?

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

the concept of the scary Jack Manifold picture that everyone thought was edited from 2022 being used for an F1 meme in 2025

I think its good to have politicians who are willing to be silly and have a laugh but are also serious about their politics and ideas

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The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?

hana, dul, get sauced! annyeonghaseyo 5 seconds of summer imnida

i'm glad he's brought back the marketing tactic of holding the thing he's promoting in front of his chest in a tantalizingly hot manner. ur never to old to capitalize on the goods ‼️

in my defense look at em

ive just been crushed by 40000 steamrollers

everyone stream soul punk NOW!!!

“a really handsome boy, that one.” SHUT UP 💔💔💔💔💔💔

I have my first driving lesson what if i die

why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit. i use it to search up very obvious questions so there’s no record of me looking dumb

ID RECOGNISE THE BACK OF THAT HEAD FROM ANYWHERE!!!

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