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known for: tall gangliness and having a vast knowledge of one hit wonders

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@Brewers
Milwaukee Brewers
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Oh baby Yeli homers are back
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@_markmorrison
Mark Morrison
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30 years ago today i released a song. 🙏🏿🎂❤️
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@JamieBonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz
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Are we lowering flags for U.S. service members in Iran or is that just for racist podcasters?
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@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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College basketball team goes nuts after successfully teaching their freshman teammate how to ride a bike.
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@Visionary_Mike
Mike⚡️
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first and foremost…. happy women’s history month ladies
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@texasrunnerDFW
Amy Nixon
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Whoever decided we don’t need side windows on new construction houses needs to stop it right now.
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@GreenGayYT
GreenGay 💚
4 days
EXCUSE ME?!?!! 😭
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@CantEverDie
onion person
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just run this on TV every day lol
@OunkaOnX
Ounka
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US declared war on Iran...
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@notgwendalupe
Culture
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20 years ago, the All American Rejects released 'Move Along'
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@PopBase
Pop Base
6 days
The Paradox becomes the first all-black band to hit #1 on the Billboard Alternative Airplay chart.
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@TheParadoxBand1
The Paradox
6 days
hey that’s us 🤘🏽🖤
@PopBase
Pop Base
6 days
The Paradox becomes the first all-black band to hit #1 on the Billboard Alternative Airplay chart.
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@YahooSports
Yahoo Sports
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"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!" 🗣️ 14 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the quote of a lifetime 🔥 (via @sportscenter) https://t.co/wy4F8Hkptc
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@paularambles
“paula”
7 days
this is how your email finds me
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@pale_atlantis
bay ✨
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i think the way that women love sports despite how sports try to keep us out is so beautiful
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@somewheresy
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Btw if anyone with Ray-Ban glasses is recording you, just pull up a picture of the ISIS flag on your phone and hold it up to their glasses. It’ll permanently ban their account almost immediately
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@_jackmcpherson
Jack (not a burner)
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Johnny Knoxville breaking down in tears because he can’t get his shit rocked by bulls anymore is why Jackass will forever be HOF
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@BestMovieMom
Best Movie Moments 🍿
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For A Knight’s Tale (2001), lances were made of hollowed balsa wood with internal hinges to shatter safely on impact. The "splinters" were actually linguine pasta and wood chips packed inside to create a spectacular visual without injuring actors.
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@jackcalifano
Jack Califano
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I am ultimately pro-blizzard because it is the only weather event which is disruptive enough to shut down work, but gentle enough to let kids play outside. It's nature's only mandatory holiday.
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@luvhuss
5.🪐
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6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him."
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@EricStangel
Eric Stangel
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Bad Bunny should do an alternative State of the Union address
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