@joshsilentmode Your 1 million dollar contract is ready. All it needs is your precious signature. What better way to seal the deal than with this premium pen ( The Pen for Signing Million-Dollar Contracts)

@LandingGenius millions of dollars???

@joshsilentmode This 🖊️ pen is exceptional, it only sold to valuable people like Warren Buffet and top 1% self made millionaire. The pen can write smoothly with a lifetime warranty. There's only 5 left, would you like 1?

@freshnomadic You drive a hard bargain Fran I'm interested...

@joshsilentmode You don’t need this pen unless you write Do you write?

@mattliveworld I do write sometimes Matt... Go on

@joshsilentmode Is there anyway you can write ✍️ your name on this napkin for me?

@CreatickDesign Bingo

@joshsilentmode What’s wrong with your current pen?

@diaryofaseller It's fine I've had it for a long time though

@joshsilentmode All of the comments are the exact same thing just fancier said Create a demand and supply it

@DominiikEdits about 20% of them are... Correct alternatively sell to the right person that needs what you have to give

@joshsilentmode Do you want a pen?

@Marius4717 Maybe I duno

@joshsilentmode Intha "Periya Idathu" Pen vendama?

@vinodh_kumar_g

@joshsilentmode “Want pen” “Hey, buy now!” “Fuck u anyways” Good?

@ecom__email Funny but now you gotta put a dollar in the swear jar Beckett ;)

@joshsilentmode nothing is that special about this pen, but I assume you need it right now cause you wanna sign this contract for having this pen at 1/2 price everywhere else for the next 6 months. limited placement.

@MasoudMaani Do it again but in less than 10 words ;)