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Jordan Healey

@jordanhealey51

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@jordanhealey51
Jordan Healey
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New Fossilization and new Worm on the same day! https://t.co/BI4SW05fEL
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Jordan Healey
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🔥🔥🔥Martröð early youtube stream https://t.co/iyfMdzwexD
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@jdeeimi
Jimi D
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It's silver time baby!
@BangersP
Bangers & M🎅sh Podcast
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Join us, for the second part of our 2025 AOTY countdown! In this episode, we each discuss the 10 albums making up our silver tiers - will there be more shocks & surprises?! tune in to find out! streaming in all podcast spots ⚔️
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@_Zeets
Zito
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Thinking about Sepp Blatter now that Infantino is showing that corruption can get worse
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@Nedao454
Martin VII
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People waiting for the WC draw What appears on TV:
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@jordanhealey51
Jordan Healey
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@Acyn
Acyn
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“This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.”
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@adamjohnsonCHI
Adam Johnson
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There’s a frog in boiling water element to this too. On polymarket you can bet on whether Gaza will be ethnically cleansed. On Kalshi you can bet on whether they’ll be famine in Gaza (that one paid out for ‘yes’ btw) This is objectively depraved and should not be legal but 1/2
@CantEverDie
onion person
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the entire economy is ai data centers and gambling your life savings on real life tragedies and events
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@jathansadowski
Jathan Sadowski
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Kalshi is a prediction market. Their vision is to literally apply sports betting to everything, remaking the world and our lives into a casino of speculation. This is a fundamentally dehumanizing and degenerate view of society. It must be stopped at all costs.
@NewLeftEViews
New Left EViews
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Tarek Mansour, CEO of Kalshi, recently stated that “the long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion.” People involved in such things should be dispossessed and ostracised, not celebrated as progressive icons.
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@jordanhealey51
Jordan Healey
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Reading the comments under this post
@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
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After two weeks of negotiations, this year’s United Nations climate talks have ended with what critics are calling a weak compromise.
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@toomanyspectra
Seven Rasmussen
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t-shirt that says MY DISTANT ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE CRETACEOUS-PALEOGENE EXTINCTION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY HOLOCENE EXTINCTION
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@jordanhealey51
Jordan Healey
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November
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Jordan Healey
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They've always been the snowflakes. Conservatives just have more effective (and well-funded) propaganda so everyone thought the opposite is the case.
@mannyfidel
manny
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i'm truly impressed by the speed with which republicans have become the coddled snowflakes they once claimed to have hated. that girl's essay read like those 1st grade in-class assignments where you write down why you love your parents and then take it home to show them
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@PhilipProudfoot
Philip Proudfoot
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This is who they’re referring to as “two suspects”
@IDF
Israel Defense Forces
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❌CEASEFIRE VIOLATION: IDF troops identified two suspects who crossed the yellow line, carried out suspicious activities, and approached the troops in southern Gaza, posing an immediate threat. The IAF eliminated the suspects to remove the threat. In another incident in the
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@DanicaPriest
Danica Priest🦇🦎🦇🦎🍃💚🍃
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@MaryCreagh_ And more are going to be destroyed thanks to your planning bill!!
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@jordanhealey51
Jordan Healey
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What a release day
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@aaronjmate
Aaron Maté
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Virtually everyone in power wants us to forget the people of Gaza. Those with a conscience cannot forgive or forget.
@Timesofgaza
TIMES OF GAZA
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Children lie on the wet ground and cover their thin bodies with bags, under the heavy rain flooding the Gaza Strip.
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@Kaek_art
Kaek's Art
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"Chronic disease zero" but 10.000 BC John Holocene died at age 25 by trichinosis, malaria, dysentery, rabies and kuru at the same time, what are you talking about?! Also what's that AI-homoerotic paleo-nonsense?!!!
@SamaHoole
Sama Hoole
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10,000 BC: Humans hunt megafauna. Average height: 5'9". Bone density: exceptional. Teeth: perfect. Brain: 1,400cc. Chronic disease: zero. Diet: 60-80% calories from animal fat. 9,000 BC: Agricultural revolution begins. First farmers start eating grains instead of hunting.
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@RobinBoardmanUK
Robin Boardman
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GOOD NEWS 🗞️ The world’s biggest mining company, BHP, has been found liable for Brazil’s worst environmental disaster. Millions of tonnes of toxic sludge, villages destroyed, lives shattered. Polluters must pay – and people must take back power.
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