John
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Still a Tadashi Hamada fan account
Des Moines, IA
Joined August 2013
And they aren’t just normal cereal bowls they’re fucking mountains of corn flakes
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That’s crazy we went to HS with each other and it was a decade ago
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I’m still yet to see an actor match the range of Wilmer Valderrama transitioning from That 70s Show to Handy Manny/Yo Momma simultaneously in 2006
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Driving 20 mph feels so slow, but a 3 minute mile on foot would be unimaginable for any human in history Being able to sit and listen to your Will Smith CD while a box carries you at inhuman speeds is a wildly under-appreciated luxury
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It’s 2005 You’re about to start 3rd grade On the bus ride for a summer KTC movie theater trip Biggest dilemma is whether to pick Madagascar or Sharkboy & Lavagirl The snack for today will be ice cream Life will be full of difficult moments, but right now you’re immortal
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Imagine traveling through time to the year 3000 and all that’s changed is that now they live under water
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Wherever you’re at is just where you are, not where you’ll always be
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Turning right at a red light with a cop behind you feels like murder
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Most people are mentally prepared for robots to gradually take over physical jobs What they’re not prepared for is AI starting to replace most knowledge-based careers within the next decade Lots of people still in school for jobs that soon won’t exist 😕
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rate the quality of your life by the amount of happiness you create instead of the amount you experience
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It’s a warm afternoon in June 2009 You get home from riding your bike to B-Bops You turn on the 360 for some WaW zombies with friends You have a Little League baseball game at 7:30 on your favorite field In Too Deep by Sum 41 comes on the radio The vibe is immaculate
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Can’t wait for the Netflix documentary about this FTX shit show Looking like our generation’s Bernie Madoff moment, Lehman Brothers moment and Enron moment all rolled into one
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The best customer notes when I’m on a delivery route are the ones that describe their house to me like it’s a Zillow listing “Our home is a beautiful late century craftsman featuring a cascading front lawn and Peruvian rose bushes placed upon a magnificent hilltop in Beaverdale”
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downloaded krunker last night and got my first nuke this morning feelsgood
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Remember when Macklemore said “walk up to the club like, what up, I got a big cock!” and we just handed him stacks of money?
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