Cup o’ Joe
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University of Arizona Wildcat | Whimsy Warrior | Attorney | Dog Dad | Starship Troopers Expert | Defense, Reform & Abolition
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Joined May 2016
50% of being a public defender is having clients ask “so, do you think I need an attorney for this?” and then having to explain that I am an attorney and that they do need me.
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Giving her the ick by using the same word in consecutive sentences
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Qualified Immunity is absolutely first date material. Why would anyone date someone who genuinely thinks a judge-made policy that incentivizes nasty government bureaucrats to violate your rights in novel and creative ways is a good idea?
@DeTahmineh @GusHurwitz Qualified Immunity is second date material.
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The sheer incompetence and malice in the Trump administration is stunning. They bombed a fishing boat with its distress signal on.
FULL REPORT: Colombian public media reports that a U.S. military strike on a boat on September 15—the second attack on a vessel by the U.S. in the Caribbean that we’re aware of—was a Colombian boat and was in Colombian territorial waters. At least one of the three victims
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If you're not listening to blink-182 in the fall what are you even doing?
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He denied me :(
Why did I just get a Facebook notification suggesting I friend request Cam Skattebo’s dad
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“the drums should serve the song” actually no the drums should be sick as fuck
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Dear lawyers, instead of writing “sorry for the delayed response” say “darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time”—it's more exciting and implies that you recently had a rumble with a Balrog of Morgoth.
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Some future lawyer is about to be named Microsoft Word
Anne-Marie has named her baby boy Forever Sugar, inspired by her grandmother and the gestational diabetes she had while pregnant with him.
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every military game is a horror game if you're woke enough
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Last night I learned my roommate still has the OG twitter app and hasn’t updated since the rebrand. He can no longer view quote tweets and calls it collateral damage. That’s the type of hater I aspire to be.
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Oh my god, he did the thing and it only took a month
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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But I was told it was immature and irresponsible to call these people Nazi’s
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
politico.com
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
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My gf is so much better at crosswords than me that I worry she loves me like a dog
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Why did I just get a Facebook notification suggesting I friend request Cam Skattebo’s dad
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