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1 year
The Portland Trail Blazers will win the NBA championship before the decade is out
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3 years
Looking for the mute button when it's my turn to talk on the zoom call
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Your MVP
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Man I just want Damian Lillard's loyalty to Portland to be rewarded at some point
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Congratulations to Portland, Oregon USA for squeezing in a single day of Spring, on the literal last day of Spring
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Grew up in Oregon so the only temperature range I’m comfortable in is 55-77 with partly cloudy skies and a gentle breeze
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4 years
What a season from Damian Lillard: Minutes per game - 1st in NBA 60 point games - 1st in NBA 50 point games - 1st in NBA Points per game - 3rd in NBA Threes made - 3rd in NBA Assists per game - 5th in NBA
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Damian Lillard is the Most Valuable Player in the National Basketball Association
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Damian Lillard is simply the Greatest Blazer Of All-Time
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5 years
Never dunked, but I have parallel parked in front of a crowded restaurant with outdoor seating, and I bet it feels a lot like that
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3 years
List of untouchable Blazers: Damian Lillard
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6 months
Help me out, is this better than Tyler Herro?
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6 months
Final tally on Lillard trade: Portland gets Deandre Ayton, Robert Williams, Malcolm Brogdon, Toumani Camara, three first-round picks 2024 (Golden State, Top-4 protected), 2029 (Bucks and Celtics unprotected) and 2028 and 2030 Milwaukee pick swaps.
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3 years
Reward Damian Lillard's loyalty to Portland
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CJ McCollum is a top 12 all-time Portland Trail Blazer
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Entire city of Portland currently feels like the enclosure surrounding an indoor pool at 2-star hotel
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3 years
A wonderful day to once again appreciate the stability and loyalty of Blazers Superstar Damian Lillard
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3 years
Damian Lillard is the greatest Blazer of all-time and the Blazers organization failing to give him a REAL chance at a title would be an inexcusable failure good night
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3 years
If Damian Lillard wants James Harden to be in Portland, we should trust what the Greatest Blazer of All-Time wants
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1 year
Imagine being a billionaire and buying Twitter instead of a small radio station in a coastal town where you could spin the hits of the 80s, 90s and today
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4 years
Portland Trail Blazers are just 16 wins away from their first NBA Championship since 1977
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3 years
Like this tweet if you think Damian Lillard should lead the Blazers to multiple championships over the next decade I’m trying to see something
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3 years
The Most Valuable Player in the NBA right now is Dame Lillard
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9 months
26 hours and I see one in the wild
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3 years
DAMIAN LILLARD IS THE GREATEST BLAZER OF ALL-TIME
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2 years
"I love Portland. I've spent 10 years with this organization and want to win a championship in Portland" - Damian Lillard, every 3 weeks "Is Dame heading to New York?" - Lazy National Pundits
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3 years
Fuck the Proud Boys. Get out of my city you absolute garbage.
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Damian Lillard will win a championship in Portland
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5 years
Enes Kanter has played 30 games for the Blazers so far. Has to be the least amount of games played in Portland, to most popular Blazer ratio, in team history. Just an incredible human.
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: CDC recommends the Portland Trail Blazers win their final two regular season games for an optimal playoff position
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4 years
Entire city of Portland has Dame's back, today and forever. Paul George won't be LA long enough to get a California driver's license.
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3 years
The Portland Trail Blazers should just win the NBA Championship already
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4 years
Just remembered something really funny: in January Damian Lillard went for a team record 61, scored 47+ four times, averaged 34 points, 8 assists and 5 rebounds per game and was NOT named Western Conference POM lol
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2 years
The Damian Lillard is Fully Healthy Revenge Tour will be truly magical to behold
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3 years
Carmelo Anthony just had his best game with the Blazers, on national tv against the top team in the east
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3 years
Damian Lillard should get more calls than Trae Young
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3 years
Karma shall now reward superstar loyalty and give us a Portland/Milwaukee NBA Finals
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2 years
No matter how much snow Portland gets 116 degrees is way worse
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4 years
NBA Award Predictions: MVP - Damian Lillard DPOY - Zach Collins COY - Terry Stotts ROY - Nassir Little MIP - Anfernee Simons 6th Man - Kent Bazemore
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4 years
The basketball world has no more excuses. Everyone needs to recognize what Damian Lillard is: the best player in the NBA right now.
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2 years
Dame is the heart, soul and face of the Blazers. I want him representing Portland as long as he plays professional basketball.
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3 years
In March, the Portland Trail Blazers go 11-4
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3 years
When you watch a Damian Lillard moment like tonight against Chicago, I truly believe he will find a way to eventually will the Blazers to a title
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2 years
Once again, what a pleasure it is to have Damian Lillard as the face of the Portland Trail Blazers organization
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2 years
The Portland Trail Blazers are once again eligible to win the NBA Championship
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3 years
Ya know who should coach the Blazers next season? Terry Stotts.
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3 years
Blazers season is decidedly not over. There are 58 games left. No one else feels sorry for Portland. Let's get weird with the lineups, trust in Dame and see what happens.
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3 years
We still don't talk about Damian Lillard's MVP candidacy enough
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3 years
"Everything we do is a foul." - Damian Lillard
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3 years
Justin Herbert versus Marcus Mariota and an audible named for Damian Lillard drink it in this is the closest Oregon will get to a professional football game
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1 year
Happy Snow Day, Portland
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1 year
Dame talking shit to Ayton right before he misses the free throw, that’s our MVP
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2 years
Maybe the Blazers get it right with Gary Trent III
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4 years
Blazers fans! Your team just beat the Lakers in Game 1, how are you feeling tonight!?
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4 years
Without question, the most shocked I've ever been by a Blazers win. To pull that performance off in that situation is unreal. Dame has reached another level. Kobe would be proud.
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3 years
Do we offer Norman Powell an extension tonight? Or should we wait until he gets back to Portland?
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4 years
Dame & CJ leading the Clippers shit talk brigade is why they need to retire as Portland Trail Blazers
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3 years
Impact of Carmelo Anthony in Portland was minimal, but it was cool he was here, now I wish nothing but failure for he and the Minneapolis Lakers
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3 years
Enes Kanter tonight: 24 points 30 rebounds (Blazers record) 12 offensive rebounds (Blazers record)
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3 years
Keep Norman Powell in a Blazers uni
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3 years
Whatever things keep Damian Lillard in Portland, are the things I want to do
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3 years
*screaming from the top of mt hood* DAMIAN LILLARD IS THE GREATEST BLAZER OF ALL TIME
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3 years
Just realized Jusuf Nurkic will play his first game in Portland with Blazers fans in attendance in nearly 26 months Friday night against the Lakers
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5 years
If THIS is the Thunder's best punch, I'm very comfortable with the state of the series. Dame OWNS Russ, and these refs were a nightmare. See you Sunday. #RipCity
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1 year
Said it before, I’ll say it again: Blazers have to find a way to reward Damian Lillard’s loyalty to Portland
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5 years
CAN CONFIRM: Blazers will be the first team to win a NBA Championship after winning a Summer League Championship in the same season
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3 years
If you don't understand why it's cool to have Carmelo Anthony on the Blazers it probably can't be explained to you
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3 years
Truly devastating night for the Fire Stotts crowd
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3 years
Regardless of what you think of Zach Collins the basketball player his career is potentially in jeopardy, and by all accounts he's a good dude, be a decent human and maybe take the day off slandering him
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2 years
Dame has been patient with Portland, we should be patient with him
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2 years
Blazers Legend
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4 years
Let's be clear, the NBA did not do this. The players did this.
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3 years
Dame All of Portland
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9 months
Not a single Blazers fan I’ve interacted with is upset with Dame for requesting a trade, people are mad that we’ve never built a real team around him and the potential of getting a nothing burger back in return for him
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3 years
Hard to overstate how much I want Gary Trent Jr. to play 15 years for the Blazers
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3 years
Tell you what, I sure do love these Portland Trail Blazers
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Said it before, after that performance against Phoenix feels like a good time to repeat it: just want Damian Lillard's loyalty to Portland to be rewarded at some point
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4 years
Bubble Blazers: Nurk's Return Dame Bubble MVP Gary Trent Jr. Officially Arriving Clutch Melo 6-2 Record Playoff CJ w/Broken Back Game 1 Over Lakers Game 5 Effort 2020 has been miserable. Appreciate how cool this run was.
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3 years
The entire city of Portland this evening
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My New Year's resolution is to remain humble when the Portland Trail Blazers win the NBA title
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This is the most fun I’ve had watching the Blazers since the 2019 playoff run
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4 years
If you are not proud of the Blazers, we are not friends
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4 years
NBA playoffs were supposed to start this weekend, which means the Blazers would've stolen Game 1 in LA from the Lakers this weekend smh
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2 years
Read the CJ article multiple times and worked through the five stages of grief to fully appreciate he’s been a salty, sweet and surly part of our Blazers experience for nearly a decade. He’s a Rip City Legend I choose to romanticize his time in Portland.
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Not for nothing, but the Blazers are 5-2 since Trevor Ariza arrived in Portland
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3 years
Dame Rip City 🤝 tired of the bullshit
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4 years
Gary Trent Jr. is 13/19 from three through nine quarters in the bubble
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3 years
If the Blazers average 47 wins the next two seasons, Terry Stotts will surpass Dr. Jack Ramsay as winningest coach in team history
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2 years
My opinion on the Ime Udoka situation is that Brett Farve stole money from poor people to build his daughter an elaborate volleyball arena
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4 years
Prediction for tonight: Blazers win because they have Damian Lillard and the Nets do not
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4 years
Do not, under any circumstances, let Gary Trent Jr. leave Disney without a new contract
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Update: he’s the drunkest man in the ball park
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26 hours and I see one in the wild
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Ben Simmons was born 1996 and went to school at LSU. There are 19 letters in "Baton Rouge Louisiana". Subtract 19 from 1996, and you get... 1977... the Blazers lone championship season. Simmons to Portland confirmed.
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If you, as a Blazers fan, have ill will toward CJ McCollum, than friend, you got some personal stuff to work out
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2 years
Whenever I think the Blazers are committing to tanking
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3 years
Seriously, these are nights that make me think literally anything is possible with Damian Lillard leading the Blazers
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5 years
Turns out, @MeyersLeonard11 best game a Blazer, was his final game as a Blazer. His line from Game 4 of WCF: 40 Minutes 30 Points 12-16 From Field 5-8 From Three 12 Rebounds 3 Assists Kill it in South Beach🔨
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1 year
One sure fire way to restore faith in the Blazers organization after a loss like that is to run this bad boy back
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2 years
Shaming people for using umbrellas (a portable device used for rain protection) in a place that has a lot of rain, is Toxic Oregonian
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Get Dame healthy. Trade some dudes. Play the kids.
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3 years
Ben Simmons would actually love Portland because Blazers fans would either irrationally support him or swallow their despair like a double IPA
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3 years
Like this if you got Dame for MVP at a tasty number
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