Roast Fest at Punch Line Sac 3/1 + 3/2 Get your tickets quick 🔥

Some are saying I’m the king of crowd work! Come see me on the road! Where should I perform in 2025?

Every Skankfest is like comedy fantasy camp where I get to meet more and more of my heroes. Some of them even aren’t horrified by me.

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Our silly little roast show sold out at @PunchLineSac last night. Shout out to @jmeanz for growing this show over 6 years and letting me be a part of it! We’re back this Wednesday at @CobbsComedyClub

Stoked for Michael Malone. Awesome.

Comedians are forever

If you think Boston and LA would actually be a better series than Miami and Denver you’re out of your mind

Got to watch the goat the other night 🙏

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.

NBA needs to create the Cam Payne challenge rule. Each team gets one “on my mama” per game that automatically overturns a call https://t.co/6WtJQkpdSC

Jordan Poole hoop like Steve Kerr spin him around in a circle 3 times before he go on the floor

Nick Wright had some words on the Kings-Warriors series and called out Ric Bucher for saying there’s “asterisk” on the series: “I’m listening to colleagues that I respect playing the tiniest and most pathetic violin about the referees having a conspiracy to help the Sacramento

@TheNBACentral @ZachLowe_NBA Their best defender stomped his chest but they’re concerned he’s using the basketball for violence

“Ain’t no way the Kings shoot that well again.” Barnes, Murray & Huerter went 1-11 from 3 on Saturday. 🥴

https://t.co/umCopwoYH7

Kings in 6 btw

The last day of the NBA season was like the last day in school where all the fights broke out 😭

And then we had the best offense in NBA history.

Thank you @CobbsComedyClub !!! Last night was hella fun. See ya soon San Francisco ✌🏽❤️