jennylandreth
@jennylandreth
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Writer and editor. Books: Swell, A Waterbiography (about women's swimming) and Break A Leg (about amateur theatre).
London, south.
Joined December 2008
When Trump dies of congestive heart failure next year, every single detail of his horrific life will explode out of every news outlet like a boiling geyser of toxic sewage and the careers of anyone who spent even a second with him will be tarnished forever. So that's something.
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I can't decide if 'sold for clicks' or 'uncorroborated tittle tattle' are my new favourite Gregg Wallace phrases
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I feel sorry for the fans, I feel sorry for Cornwall and I feel fucking angry for us writers who, despite lived-experience of extreme poverty, homelessness etc, cut out our own hearts with a blunt knife and place it into the hands of others, sometimes for very little money or
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🚨 ATTN. New Jersey: We can do SO much better than Mikie Sherrill. She voted against the child tax credit… She voted for tax hikes… She voted to give your money to illegals… Reject her on Nov. 4th.
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Suspect the publicity for this is about to hit the rails …
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As per usual head of a tiny private school says something and it gets front page news. Why?
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Hey Elon, the *really* big bomb is when you say that you fixed the electoral computers to make him President, if you could get to that asap?
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This ‘lovely family man’ came within metres of mowing down two of my children, so perhaps he isn’t.
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The only Alan Yentob story I have is he came to a Dead Ringers read through and while he was listening he flossed his teeth with a fifty pound note.
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Browse our online estate auctions & find one-of-a-kind treasures. Bidding starts at $1!
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OK, who can tell me something great to read to understand ADHD, when a person you love has been diagnosed? I'm looking for something that'll steer me to be a good support around it...
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Amazon Primate means a guaranteed pope the next day. Pay with papal.
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I MEAN. Why not.
For a limited time, save 50% on the "Break a Leg" audiobook by @jennylandreth, and @jennylandreth. Offer ends 05/07.
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Yesterday Starmer told MPs his benefit cuts are about the principle that people who can work should work PIP isnt related to work & it enables many disabled people to stay in jobs. Stopping disabled people getting PIP won't help them into work. It'll have the opposite effect
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I find all the drama over this door punching really extreme. (Maybe because I lived long time in a relationship where it was quite normal? 🤷🏻♀️) TELL ME: is it really *that* bad? #MAFSAU
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Ah, Morenas friends gave him a great idea. It’s not her personality after all! He wants kids, he just never knew! #MAFSAU
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I HATE Adrian, he’s a thick self-absorbed prick. With the family he deserves. #MAFSAU
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