@jeffdunham That doll looks like Captain Kangaroo! :)

@jeffdunham Matching plaid shirts minus the color

@jeffdunham Lonely

@jeffdunham Plaid is the new black?

@jeffdunham Peanut’s human disguise when he tries to “blend in”

@jeffdunham Swipe right ladies if you’re loving what you’re seeing!

@jeffdunham Which one is you and which is the dummy?

@jeffdunham #SadieHawkinsDay probably didn't have this in mind.

@jeffdunham why are you wearing a bbq pit tablecloth?

@jeffdunham When your prom date stood you up so you have to improvise. Love ya jeff

@jeffdunham when even your mom won't take you to prom

@jeffdunham Ahead of his time, a young @jeffdunham attempts to bring about progressive social change by using a Trans doll in his act. Alas, society was not ready and a grumpy white man and psychedelic alien soon took “Monty’s” place. #dudelookslikealady

@jeffdunham Why the f@%k does Jeff have to always dress me like his twin? If I have to wear this plaid suit one more time I'm going to kick my own ass.

@jeffdunham Mr. potato head called and he wants his hair back, Jeff.

@jeffdunham Why would he dress me up in the same ugly jacket he's wearing?

@jeffdunham You had a checkered past, didn't you Jeff.

@jeffdunham Sorry about the lipstick on my cheeks, I'm a lady's man while jeff is not

@jeffdunham "I was still learning this ventriloquism thing. I learned I could get away with a lot more mouth movement by wearing this loud-ass jacket. The more I trusted my abilities, the more I wore solid dark colors."

@jeffdunham “I can’t believe your getting your picture taken with that thing. You can’t make a career out of that!”

@jeffdunham Was this Achmed before the accident?