J.Cruel
@JCruel
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Recession Finds: We all need someone to blame. May we suggest a goat? http://jcruel.wordpress.com/
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Featured Item: They stared at him like two crocheted owls. http://jcruel.wordpress.com/
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Hide your emotions. Hide them in your pants. http://tinyurl.com/cefgcm
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Depressionista Diaries: Which Shoe Tastes Best? http://jcruel.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/which-shoe-tastes-best/
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If we lived in perpetual darkness, how would anyone see our shoes? http://tinyurl.com/d4nq7c
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She walks for Lanvin. She walks for Chanel. She walks the cold hill’s side. http://tinyurl.com/cvn8o3
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He threw that cop through a windshield, just to impress you. http://tinyurl.com/cpof2b
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He said that he enjoyed both snails and oysters. You said, That's nice. http://jcruel.wordpress.com/
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The editors answer a question as old as time immemorial: hammer pants or harem pants? http://tinyurl.com/cv2r6r
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It was well known that he had the largest feet in seven counties. http://jcruel.wordpress.com/
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You stood there, high from having cheated death, and still you loved Daffodil. http://jcruel.wordpress.com/2009/04/05/meet-the-sloops/
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