so dinosaurs were killed by Seasonal affective disorder.

#StarWars GRANDMA: Oh bubala, that looks bad. You should put some bacta on it.

2 Mandalorians, in a car, arguing over which way is the correct route.

My favorite parts of 7-Grain Bread are grains 3 & 6.

these self-driving cars in San Fran are great. I love that there's no amount of money we won't spend to make taxi drivers unemployed.

Love this. Writers & actors don't share in the risk of this business. That's why studios have agreed to buy every spec that gets written. And if an actor takes the time to audition (and learn pages) they're guaranteed paid work. We creatives are DROWNING in risk-free guarantees.

#Barbie Go woke go broke (all the box office records).

TOMORROW: Mike Pence announces his bid for president. TONIGHT: Mike Pence watches "Rudy" over and over again.

Why can't I remember what "riz" means. I look it up like 3 x a week.

This Dungeons & Dragons movie is really fun! You should go watch it. Also, the fight choreography/creativity are top-notch and so fun.

1) pose for staged photos.2) hate posing for photos.

Mixing up your canned air and your bear-spray is really bad for your computer (but the bears find it delightful).

My Peepaw had a saying, "If you're going through hell, just keep snacking.".

YO! You gotta try 'CAFF CALF' my new energy veal!. (this joke has been done before right?).

I hear the show is great, but I'll wait for the sequel: In2view With 2 Vampires.

Congratulations @ReverendWarnock! Congratulations USA, democracy & sanity! To the powerful & wealthy people who encouraged & aided @HerschelWalker: that was a selfish, malicious waste of time. You had no one's best interests in mind. Fudge your corrosive cynicism.

Me bringing home a new plant. My other plants:

If #Andor is canon, then during the time period of the original trilogy, Mon Motha probably did a lot of complaining about her “shit-head” son-in-law.

Georgia voters (& anyone with a few bucks to spare) - reason #139 to vote for & support @ReverendWarnock for senator!

I'm sorry, that song is only available on double-expensive amazon platinum music. To authorize purchase please have a toddler scream loudly.