My stress levels are gonna be through the roof for the next 11 days. I have to finish packing, move house, edit & prepare updates for a 3 week trip, finish xmas shopping, then fly out on the 12th for Australia. Not to mention enquire about setting up my other house to be sold.

Had a first last night. While trying to get our suitcases out of our car in the hotel parking lot, a drone flew right up to us, literally about a foot from my face for a few seconds before flying off. Later we realized it was a police drone. We are really turning into Big Brother

This motherfucker has been coughing up a lung the entire flight from NY to FL. I really fucking hate people who make zero effort to curb their sickness when traveling. Wear a mask or take a cough suppressant for fuck sake. Or just don’t travel. 🤦🏻

Headed back. See you soon US! Obrigado Portugal! Ps. There’s only one movie choice on this flight. #TheLostBoys

ChatGPT is gonna be the deathknell of tourism scammers. It’s so easy to get real prices instantly now in a store. Bye bitch 👋 #traveltips

Lisbon is definitely a city that’s gonna kick the ol’ tires on your knees and ankles! 🤣😭 #gettingold #hillsfordays

Plz share this! Claire Irons is completely & unequivocally retired. She misses everyone dearly, but she was ready & is super happy & healthy. Someone is posing as her saying she’s traveling, asking for deposits, & old content. Please report anyone you see doing this, thank you!

If you’re a Hotel these things will get me to rate you 10/10: ✔️ let me check in as soon as I arrive - especially in the morning. ✔️ give me free booze on arrival & waiting in my room later in the evening. ✔️ have bath robes & slippers ✔️ have a bolt cutter on hand to break the

Lisbon, Portugal! I’m in you!

Finally checking out the NY JFK #DeltaOne lounge. Much bigger than the LA one! Digging it! Using points to upgrade to first class out of JFK is definitely worth it. Can’t go wrong with free steak & scotch! Next stop Portugal! ✈️

@jasoninja @SenRandPaul Yuuup. thought the exact same thing before I saw your comment. Like all forms of sex work in general. It’s always existed, and always will. Huge market demand. The more you try and make it taboo and illegal, the more dangerous you make it for everyone as it goes underground

The #FIFACollect RTB system for the #WorldCup is by far the most infuriating, broken ticketing system I've ever seen! It makes the Ticketmaster shitfest a walk in the park. What on Earth were they thinking trying to implemet such a confusing system for such a massive event?

Almost had a heart attack because I couldn’t find my passport and I fly out Saturday for Portugal. It was in my jacket Inside pocket. #phew

Hey pornstars!! News on the street is that adult empire is not accepting IDs From North Carolina or Alabama. If you’re from here, I suggest you get more forms of id such as a passport and global entry id card…. I have a feeling more companies might follow thru.

To all the pornstars (not many) who supported these shitty new state age verification laws, fuck you. You are literally supporting a ban on your own industry. This is how they are banning porn without infringing on free speech. Once again… fuck you.

@jasoninja This. Performers begged PH for years to regulate who could upload.

Well sadly, it looks like I won't be doing AVN in 2026 anymore. A couple major things have popped up making January a very tough month to travel in. Some good, some bad... However I'm sure I'll see you all at Sizecon/ Fetcon!

Still waiting for the day all these banks, govts, churches etc go after the true criminals that PIRATE adult content & post it for FREE all over the net, while illegally charging back credit cards etc. When that day happens I'll actually believe what they say they are worried