STOP I'm crying 😭 Ashlee accidentally went to the WRONG FUNERAL and had to fake her way through the entire receiving line telling strangers "sorry for your loss" 💀⁣ ⁣ The secondhand embarrassment is REAL

just casually ate an entire slice of cake at 9am because "we're only having one bite" 😂⁣ ⁣ also my 4-year-old is basically a tiny terrorist who owns every piece of paw patrol merch in existence⁣ ⁣ parenting is going GREAT over here 🙃

omg so I'm driving this morning and my hood literally starts lifting up like it's gonna fly off 😭 turns out the sweet fireman who helped clear snow off my car forgot to latch it back down... I was TERRIFIED driving on 93 in the snow thinking I was about to go blind 🚗❄️

omg Santi just told us about his friend whose wife was SOBBING over her ex's death 😳 like full on can't-breathe crying... and now the husband wants a divorce 💀⁣ ⁣ would you be upset if your partner cried like that over an ex?? 👀

DJ Pup Dawg really said "let's make Ashlee say 'rub that sack' on air" and we fell for it 😂⁣ ⁣ The man had a PLAN and we walked right into it 💀⁣ ⁣ Santa's Sack contest hits different when you know Pup was plotting this whole time 🎅

Tisha just dropped the realest take 💯 "Grief isn't betrayal" - like YES! Just because you're married doesn't mean you emotionally amputate your past. We're human! ⁣ ⁣ But maybe don't ugly cry to your husband about your ex... call your bestie for that one 😅

the way Karen Read got SWARMED by 40-something women at this party like she was Taylor Swift 😭 they were literally lining up just to get close enough to ask "where's Chloe?" ICONIC behavior honestly 💀

Memphis from Boston just gave us the most beautiful reminder 🥺⁣ ⁣ As a middle school teacher AND a parent, she shared how doing the smallest things with your kids creates the biggest memories⁣ ⁣ She even joined her daughter's dance troupe so they could perform together ✨

Ashlee dying over Lil Jon raffling his parade jacket and only 6 people wanting it 😂 but honestly the charity part is so sweet - round trip to LA, hotel stay AND meeting Lil Jon?? That's actually amazing 💖

Emily sprinting to the mailbox every day at 5pm looking for Christmas cards is SENDING ME 😭 Girl said she's personally attacked when there's nothing there meanwhile Ashlee's over here throwing them straight in the trash 💀 The duality of humanity

Lil Jon is raffling off his Macy's parade jacket for charity and honestly the real prize is the free LA trip + meeting him 😂 like who's gonna wear that jacket but the meet & greet?? That's the move 💯

Uncle Joey just revealed he's battling tongue cancer after beating lymphoma 💔 Dave Coulier going through 35 radiation treatments but staying strong. It hits different when your childhood TV heroes face real battles. Sending all the love 🙏

OMG you guys the AI deepfakes are getting SO scary 😳 Ashlee and Santi saw fake Diddy prison videos that looked totally real... and don't even get me started on that fake Kobe video 💔 How are we supposed to know what's real anymore?! 🤯

when your dad calls about a "credit card scam" but it turns out he just forgot he ordered $400 worth of male enhancement pills 💀⁣ ⁣ the way he immediately switched to "what are my girlies doing" when he realized what happened 😭😭

omg you guys 😭 last night my daughter said she wishes I could be there in the mornings to see where Elfie goes and I literally got choked up⁣ ⁣ those magical moments are everything and if you don't get it, stay out of my DMs you scrooges 🎄✨

when your dad keeps falling for online scams so you have to take over his bank accounts like you're the parent now 😭 the role reversal is so real... anyone else dealing with this?? 💔

Ryan's girlfriend's mom got scammed by "Verizon" with a "police officer" on the line 😭⁣ ⁣ She panicked seeing her account go from $38K to $2K... forgetting she wrote a $36K check to BMW 💀⁣ ⁣ They racked up $1500/month in new lines. The drama!!

wait wait wait... Santi just made the most valid point ever 😭⁣ ⁣ Santa literally breaks into EVERY house on Christmas Eve while families are sleeping⁣ ⁣ technically he should be in prison with Diddy 💀⁣ ⁣ why are we not talking about this???

omg you guys my dad just left after thanksgiving and I'm TRAUMATIZED 😭 why are dads the absolute WORST house guests?? like sir... aim better and stop feeding my dogs deli cheese!! Santi couldn't even handle hearing about it lmaooo 🤢

omg you guys need to hear about the time Santi almost became an international hero 😭⁣ ⁣ he got a call saying his old classmate was being held hostage in Turkey for 20 YEARS and this man was ready to call the FBI and everything⁣ ⁣ multiple FaceTime calls later... it was a