jake
@jakecurrie
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writer & emotional support animal
New York, NY
Joined February 2009
cop who went undercover to infiltrate a ska band
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Really appreciate this article that did a *phenomenal* job covering our recent article -- thank you @jakecurrie! :D https://t.co/JOx8AtuzcG
https://t.co/WUIUjkho5t
NEW pub in @ScienceMagazine🥳 Is it sponges (panels A & B) or comb jellies (C & D) that root the animal tree of life? For over 15 years, #phylogenomic studies have been divided. We provide new evidence suggesting that...
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if you can do 16 pushups they should let you go
Wanna be ICE officers only have to be able to do 15 pushups??
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In a weird way, AI slop is atavistic. As it optimizes more and more for our brain stem, it devolves into a stream of primitive motifs, subverbal knowings. Large animal bad. Baby good. Rescue baby. It’s what I imagine TV for animals might look like
Unbelievable Security Camera Moments: Cats Saving Babies from Bears 😱
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youre only seeing the times it has thousands of likes
This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.
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The waiters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the waiters
NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Eric Adams ends his reelection campaign.
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You as crazy as your momma Columbo
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just saw a guy pray before eating his sandwich on the L train. god isn’t down here bro
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can i confess something. when i would watch king of queens as a little kid this same thing was also not readily apparent to me about patton oswalt
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Saluting emoji aura collapse between Apple and Microsoft Teams is hard to overstate
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All questions of ethics, propriety, artistic license aside, this just looks fucking stupid.
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Tech deck here would go crazy
Probably the most beautiful staircase constructed in modern time—the marble steps at the Hôtel National des Arts et Métiers in Paris
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A mysterious “orange shape” was recorded ascending the stairs to where Jeffrey Epstein’s cell was located the night he died. https://t.co/9gADMWlly7
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My coworker has been bragging about her husband’s potato salad and she brought some in to share - it has potatoes, tuna, eggs, and mayo. No seasonings. It’s like something you would give a Komodo dragon on its birthday.
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