Jacob
@jacobgallo
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Mostly just blathering about sports and bad jokes. Stay for the bad takes, of course. Don't take my tweets seriously.
Toronto
Joined October 2009
With a heavy heart I must announce that today is, unfortunately, a Toronto Maple Leafs game day.
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This goes one of two ways: He either signs in Florida and scores 15 goals somehow (because of course) or he re-joins Dubas in Pittsburgh.
Maple Leafs F David Kämpf has been placed on unconditional waivers for the purpose of contract termination.
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The Leafs can get out of their funk by re-introducting those old third jerseys (as seen in the thumbnail) into regular rotation again.
"Go out one night and just get drunk..." 🍻 Former #LeafsForever Defenseman Tomas Kaberle on how the Maple Leafs can get out of their funk. @thegoldenmuzzy | @Jay_D_Rosehill Presented by @Uber_Canada
#CraveTheStats #UberPartner
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Taking a shower and THEN needing to go to the bathroom. Top 10 anime betrayals.
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I love hockey I love watching my favourite hockey team, they make us so incredibly happy night in and night out
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The Leafs are gonna do that thing where they play like dogshit for the first 55 minutes, realize they're down by 2 goals or so, play to their full potential for 5 minutes, tie the game and lose in overtime, right?
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How many two-factor authentication codes can one person receive in a day before they go mad?
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