@JohntheLib I heard women think dogs are cute and non-threatening, try getting on all fours & running at her while barking

Cryptozoologists report a rare sighting of an alleged third branch of government.

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I cant believe i am fighting the "technology bad" war on the side of "technology bad"

Realer than a lot of you bitches

Secretary of War said they're not going to tie their hands with rules of engagement and are going to be vicious killers, and the president said they're going to fight a war from within and practice on American cities. Pretty cut and dry stuff.

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!)

Jim Carrey on Trump: "We have a president who started out when the country was together and we had a wonderful leader, and he is tearing us limb from limb. Destroying every institution. He's a used car salesman." https://t.co/IbUynq1FqM

@Abnormal_crap "attend my science class" - genderman

@princess_kim_k Honestly this sounds fake as shit but i'll choose to believe it anyway cuz it's funny

You could say that

This is where huskies wanna live but y’all got them in Florida 😭

Obv Charlie Kirk murder was a major story, but there has been shockingly little coverage of this apparently Neo-Nazi school shooter in Colorado — if this had been a trans person I’m sure it would be all over this site and nonstop on Fox

I actually can't believe this is the one album that's sold as a record I found it right as I started listening to music ~3 years ago (I'm late to the party ig) and only a few songs were released I loved them and would wait each Friday to listen to the new song on the bus home😝

BIRTHDAY GIFT OBTAINED RAHHHH @unlikepluto

if you use chatgpt over wikipedia i genuinely view you as a lower level life form

i made it better

AI fever will break just like NFTs or whatever else....glad it got to completely destroy what was left of the information and journalistic ecosystem first though. phew!!! i hated knowing things

women's pain