Current set-up

Whenever I go out in public, strangers point at me and say “a new type of guy just dropped”.

“Front salad, back salad. Front blunt.”.

They skatestoppered this spot 😢🪦🥀.

This is what I look like without a shirt btw

He’s in his knickers 😏.

Movies about widowed pro athletes coming out of retirement to compete against younger champions: Rocky Balboa, Happy Gilmore 2.

Gotta give YouTube some credit for still letting people watch their videos without creating an account.

Made some new music. Are there any bot accounts out there that can help boost me and promote my songs? 😲

I like how tv shows like Always Sunny and Rick & Morty are finally making fun of the Is It Cake trend. Still very topical now, years later.

Ahh, not now sweetie. The wolf’s at old Gil's door. Ah geez!.

I hear there’s more robots online than humans these days. Here’s a little joke for you folks: 01010000 01010011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 011010.

I’m writing a book much like Kamala’s “107 Days”, but about my personal battle with premature ejaculation. It’s called “10.7 Seconds” and you better believe this means I’m running in 2028.

Episode of Always Sunny where they discover Frank actually is Sweet Dee’s dad, but her real mother is Goldie Hawn.

When I was a kid, this was our Rizzler. But we didn’t celebrate him. In fact, we mocked and disparaged him (and our own country by extension)

You know you have bad posture when other people look at you and they immediately straighten out their back and shoulders.

Democrats have OFFICIALLY nominated Kamala as their candidate in 2028. Primaries are canceled baby 😘 💅🏻.

If Joe Rogan’s podcast goes on long enough, eventually the CIA guy will start coming on and declassifying stuff he lied about in earlier episodes 🤔.

One of the funniest sitcom characters of all time right here- Ryan Stiles on Two And A Half Men. Check it out y’all! . 👇🏻

Seems like the World Industries Devil would side with Flameboy sometimes, but pretty much never helped Wet Willy. Biased much?.

Tackled by security while trying to enter a random Silicon Valley startup with a Shinzo Abe gun and demanding to speak with the CEO of Fandom Wiki.