Corey B
@IAMCOREYB
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Radio Personality at ALT 92.3 in NYC
New York, NY
Joined February 2009
Adulting is eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner so you don’t dirty any pots and pans...
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Brought my dog on this flight and I think she’s about to piss on me... I’ll lose it
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Currently watching game of thrones on the ultimate throne... #ThronesOnTheToilet
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You know you’re gaining weight when you look like an overstuffed sausage in your briefs...
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It’s #NationalPetDay im allowing my dog to sleep in the bed... until the bitch tries to take up too much room then it’s the couch for that asssss!!!
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Ever see a picture of yourself and think “damn I’m getting fat”... then proceed to eat an entire bag of popcorn?.. me too
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Would you bring Thotiana home to meet your parents? @bluefacebleedem
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I use to have cool reasons for all my bruises and cuts when I was younger from things like sports. Now it’s just because I suck at walking up stairs.
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Toddlers are like ticking time bombs, if you don’t get them down for a nap and diffuse them before a certain time, they EXPLODE! 💣
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Listening to @billieeilish makes me feel like I’m listening to a twisted edgier @imogenheap and I LIKE IT! #BillieEilish
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Nothing says “daddy and me” more than matching ear infections. Yay #ParentLife
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What’s worse than your dog pooping on the floor?... your son pooping on the floor. #RealLife
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Who wants Hazelnut Spread M&M’S?! Today only @MMSchocolate is offering samples of the new flavor b4 they're sold in stores! Simply tweet what you’d do for a taste of Hazelnut Spread M&M’S & include #GoHazelnutty + #MMSFirstTaste + #Sweepstakes! Supplies are limited, so hurry!
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I wish dogs knew how awkward it was when they stare at you while you pee...
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So my sons been calling me “dadbwa” lately... I’m just trying to figure out who tf dadbwa is.
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