Babylon Bee editor parked outside a playground in a white van: hey kid c'mere, I'm researching homeschoolers

@hungryghosts161 Is this graphic really old, or are they still making little Christian kids watch the same McGee and Me videos from the late 80s?

@Hernando_206 The graphic is new but I honestly have no idea what they're making the Christian kids watch these days lol

@dersuasion "satirical" "news" "outlet"

@hungryghosts161 @LCRWnews I’m not trying to talk shit but has anyone at BB actually met a homeschooled kid? A lot of them are super weird

@hungryghosts161 @joeorephoto This is impossible to figure out anyways cuz homeschoolers are never allowed to leave the house

@hungryghosts161 @USofHAMERica I was homeschooled for several years and became an anarchist communist. The same somehow with 2 of my coworkers, even the one raised by Christians.

@hungryghosts161 Hm. We also spotted them cause they usually had really awkward and weird social skills and spoke with a half lisp/accent because they didn't have enough peers to pick up socialable vocalization patterns. Oh and they didn't believe in evolution

@spoopyman123 This one is awesome actually

@hungryghosts161 As a former homeschooler, I am anything but happy or well adjusted

@hungryghosts161 I was homeschooled, I was very isolating and gave a crap education but I'll go over this. Not being exposed to wokeness, I guess if you are an super helicopter parents your kid won't know but I still learned about gay people through TV and the internet (ironically mostly-

@hungryghosts161 also as a homeschooler 90% of us do not end up well adjusted lmao

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@dersuasion @hungryghosts161 I would describe The Onion as funny. Not a word I’d use for the other one.

@hungryghosts161 You know it's Babylon Bee when most of their 'jokes' are just things they just honestly believe.

@hungryghosts161 "has not been exposed to the misery of a woke worldview"

@hungryghosts161 @Dragon_EX_2 Ain’t no way a child from this genre of homeschoolers has two whole AirPods.

@dersuasion @hungryghosts161 How would you describe products such as horseshit and pizza? What's the satire here? Please, explain like we're five.

@hungryghosts161 betting money most conservative "homeschool ur kid" parents dont teach their kids stranger danger