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CEO @nessa_lab , a product design agency for eCommerce software startups & brands. Raconteur & culinarian. Unserious runner & dog dad.

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6 months
@ClareMalone You completely misled your readers and did a shoddy job representing the whole truth. Shame on you. A public apology to Hasan Minhaj is warranted, at least. You most likely cost him the Daily Show host job too.
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5 months
@35mmPapi Photographer: “What does the Green Goblin do?”
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4 years
Personal tweet. My Mom is officially cancer free today. She’s been battling since earlier this year and successfully beat it. She’s an incredible badass. I’m eternally grateful.
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4 years
@ZaraRahim Murphy’s Law: Buns are mine.
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1 year
@dbrauer Looks like she’s also working on her folksy country album.
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7 months
@60Minutes I would donate Florida for world peace.
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1 year
@ShannonL_Miller @sefaref22 Of course he’d be on time, he’s got shoes to fill.
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10 months
@petergyang Glizzy to gangster. I’m expecting a Netflix documentary soon.
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6 months
@Variety Two Russo Brothers combined can't even touch Scorsese's dog, Oscar.
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@BellaWallerstei People have a legal right to protest and express their political views, regardless of how uncomfortable it makes you feel. This is not difficult to grasp.
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7 months
@AvivaKlompas @UCLA We’ve lost our humanity. I’m sorry to see this.
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2 months
@jeremyscahill He's going to lose 2024.
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1 year
@jaketapper @WajahatAli Finally he can get back to doing what he loves, playing Division 1 Volleyball for my Baruch Bearcats.
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14 days
@CitiusMag @Nike That font is trash.
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7 months
@djvlad Let’s not idolize celebrities to a point where we think they have sensible talking points about real world conflicts. They are entertainers.
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1 year
@cwebbonline Why are they dressed like a bunch of Old Navy employees cosplaying Call of Duty on the weekends?
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2 months
@StolenDans @WajahatAli LOL. I wonder who her dad is.
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3 months
@NerdeenKiswani Yes, because somehow cancer patients have something to do with this ongoing conflict. My mom goes there every week. She’s a proud Muslim and I’m sure embarrassed with your antics. Point your anger and outrage at something productive. Do better.
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4 years
Doing a mini-review of the year, and I can't thank @JamesClear enough for writing Atomic Habits. It has single-handedly changed my worldview on the productive habits of successful entrepreneurs. My only regret is that I wish I read a draft of this a decade ago. Thanks, James!
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9 months
@nymetrowx Way to ruin the vibe
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2 years
@CNN That’s a thumb in a suit
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7 months
@AutismCapital SBF looking like a Brillo pad who hasn’t showered in 2 weeks and you have the gall to be ashamed of any girl intentionally wanting to be with you? Go straight to jail.
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4 years
@tcitrin Uber Eats Uber
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4 months
@JesseAPaul That’s a reach, even for her.
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1 year
@crypto_birb “She’s an upstart politician keen on taking down the billionaire class. He’s a billionaire tycoon hopelessly looking for love beyond work. Sparks and policies fly…” In… ‘Love, Actually, Wealth, Definitely’
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7 months
@katie_honan @NYCMayor This is a waste of New Yorker tax dollars. This mayor is insufferable.
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4 years
@thehill ooof. That's a bad look.
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1 year
@wowthatshiphop Personally, I love the random Aziz Ansari cameo.
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4 years
@marshal Money unearned is money unkept.
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1 year
@proetrie Big words usage and turning everything complex for no reason.
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7 months
@MacaesBruno @lhfang @YousefHammash I’m struggling to understand why peaceful civilians caught in this conflict have to suffer the most and why Israel continues their siege knowing this fact. What purpose does bombing schools and hospitals serve?
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6 months
@TinInvestor Damn, that’s hilariously dark and astute.
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10 months
My guy @Casey dropping knowledge and practical relationship advice better than any professional out there. Worth a watch for all you relationship phobic youngsters out there. Love is worth it. It takes work.
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1 year
@NBA_NewYork I love this team chemistry 😂
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2 years
@adayeoyh In due time, Inshallah
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4 months
@FilmUpdates What about the eldest boy?
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5 months
@tkelce @Predamame Sir, did your girlfriend write these lyrics?
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1 month
@60Minutes @QTRResearch Hold up. His name is Klon Kitchen? Let him cook.
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2 months
@NickAdamsinUSA Dude looks Joseph A Bankrupt with that fit. Try again.
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1 year
@kloogans Very cute soundtrack to human extinction, indeed.
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3 years
@TrungTPhan The one and only cinema 🐐 He also had WB build a full-scale rotating hotel hallway + room to shoot the inverted fight sequence in Inception. Nolan set pieces are just wild.
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2 years
@Aella_Girl Please do standup.
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4 years
In the glorious words of Sir Cube, today was a good day. Thanks for the support @Shopify 😉
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3 months
@KateKozuch Bro spent a down payment on a car to look at HD porn.
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1 year
@Aella_Girl If it’s anything less than daily, girl you stink.
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9 months
@andrew__rea I think only tome will tell…
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3 months
@matt_gray_ Is this a sponsored tweet? You’re joking.
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11 months
@BeardedGenius Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson
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1 year
@TrungTPhan He’s also a brilliant comedian, clearly. 😂
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@pronounced_kyle Bureaucracy truly kills innovation.
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2 months
The new @banditrunning Spring lookbook is pure bliss. 😍 You've done it again, @ioegreer Hats off to you, sir @Nicholas_West
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4 years
@mkobach Point Break Keanu and Swayze in their primes. Also, hilarious Anthony Kiedis cameo.
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7 months
@DavidZipper YES. Finally. Make this a city wide mandate please.
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1 year
@TrungTPhan "Jesus piece on the neck, wanting peace on the net A biscuit pays for your sins, a Lambo to celebrate the wins"
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3 years
@FitFounder This guy is a narc.
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3 years
Update: I’m officially discharged from the hospital today!! Fuck you Covid, you soul sucking leach of a virus. Never again. God is good.
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3 years
What are the odds? Two days before my vaccine appointment and I get COVID. See you twerps in 2 weeks.
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@RobCassahnova Yo, he’s gotta get to work too.
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3 years
@KFILE My god. This man suffered through so much loss and still maintains his humanity with dignity and resilience. In awe.
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6 months
@TheNBACentel @KlayThompson Homie literally living the Splash Brother name.
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3 years
@public Solid execution by the Public team.
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10 months
@seyitaylor Only way Elon beats Zuck is if he straps on Neuralink and learns Kung Fu.
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1 year
Officially a homeowner. I feel poorer already.
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10 months
@AnasHaqqani313 Bruh, aren't you...the Taliban?
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3 months
@stephenasmith Ratatoule?? Is he from Louisiana?
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5 months
@Phil_Lewis_ I was not expecting this level of gaslightina
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1 year
@HALSodyssey Okay, this slaps hard.
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1 year
@chazfirestone Kudos to his child for having pinpoint accuracy with his mini Nerf gun
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7 months
@BGOnTheScene This is gross and abhorrent behavior for anyone, let alone supposed supporters of Palestine. We’ve lost the plot as a society and all sense of human decency. Extremely disgraceful.
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1 year
@GRDecter If only the French had this much enthusiasm toward work.
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@Gothamist It’s also not realistic for him to be our Mayor.
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5 months
@Variety Dude goes from cannibal to chocolatier in less than two years. Love to see it.
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3 months
@JoePompliano Buffalo seems like a city that needs a retractable roof and heating for their football stadium.
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7 months
@AP Oh no. Israel has almost guaranteed a conflict for the foreseeable future in perpetuity with this decision. Smh.
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1 year
Falling in love with Sony Walkman all over again. 😍
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11 months
Earned, not given. I had an absolute blast running the Brooklyn Half this morning. Although I didn’t run the time I wanted, I did manage to shave off a massive 45+ min from my last race to PR for 2:02! That's a win in my book. Onwards!
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7 months
@Rainmaker1973 I’d like to see Chris Nolan make a movie just for this experience.
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7 months
@visegrad24 Human tragedy should never be laughed at, let alone celebrated so carelessly. Despicable.
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4 years
@levie I’m afraid to ask. Did she give you a box cut?
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1 year
@tanayj Please let this be true. This is genius level marketing 😂
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@michaelmiraflor @scifibis But, I’m the eldest child!
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@realEstateTrent College and healthcare
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5 months
@TommyBeer Stephen A is not a serious sports journalist nor a Knicks fan. He's a blowhard.
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6 months
@TheEliKlein This is not a serious tweet but simply a call for attention. Look at the history of R candidates the past decade.
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3 months
@PopCrave LOL you're not a dog person, that's fine. Maybe move to Wyoming?
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2 months
@austin_rief After you take care of yourself and your family, wealth becomes a matter of perspective. Money is just a tool to buy back time. And if you end up having a lot of time left over, you’re wealthy in my book.
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1 year
@jappleby Sure, but that's such a non-answer. "Hey, look at what others have done, so let us continue to do this."
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1 year
@TrungTPhan Now you Hennessy, now you don’t
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5 months
Why did you dress me this way, human?
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1 year
I can’t believe I’m tweeting this but what’s a good non (or very light) alcoholic habit to replace social drinking? As much as I love bourbon & craft beer it’s impacting my run recovery & sleep. Am I going to go full sober? 🙃 Halp sensei @philwinkle
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4 years
@JuiceboxCA And just like that, gone in a Quibi.
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2 years
Let’s fucking gooo!
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7 months
@mrexits They got waymo what they paid for.
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4 years
@patio11 I did the same with Monopoly strategies and my gf stopped playing with me. If used correctly, YT is a treasure trove of valuable and tactical information.
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10 months
@ohlode A little run back and forth? Sure.
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3 years
In the span of a week, I've had over a dozen calls with founders, developers, and marketers about building their Shopify app. Shopify removing all developer's fees up to $1MM has opened the floodgates. It's only the beginning.
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@AdamSchefter Aaron Rodgers is more sensitive and fragile than his torn ACL. Retire already.
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