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@himzers
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1 year
@Lukathfc @utdcynical no one actually gives a shit about spurs ngl
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@SkySportsF1 Stop crying Masi isn’t here to save you
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1 year
diallo agenda started
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10 months
@Antss1j yeah no shit mate
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2 years
SUE TOMORROW IT HAS TO BE #ImACeleb
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1 year
@ys4prs neymar fan, do you have a fetish for footballers who treat women like shit?
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8 months
might be the unfunniest clip ever
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𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕯𝖆𝖓🌍
8 months
Naa, this cracked me up so bad 😂😂
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1 year
@MattP1Gallagher Yes matt lad I forgot that you can brush up gravel while 18 race cars are passing by
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2 years
@Bald_Bloke_ @AFCMax9 No, I want us to hate each other regardless of all the praise we are sending
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1 year
@BL4KEGRIFFIN ur a good kid from ontario stop this weird gimmic
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@pg_afc @Gideoomatic @mrrffaa flexing our own players moment in a champions league final is twerking?
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2 years
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2 years
@scrapytweets LOOK AT BENNY BLANCO MAN 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 HE HATES FOOTBALL SO MUCH 😂😂😂
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2 years
@AszneeV2 no dm just vibes
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1 year
@sosautd sancho riding out with the u18s dcml
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2 years
@UtdEIIis Harry Maguire and Scott Mctominay to Chelsea
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1 year
@pogbhai only you would think of this
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2 years
@Ronnnnn____ YOU ARE GAY
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9 months
@tervisscoot kanye let beyonce win 9 times so she had the confidence to write her self titled album, ik my goat
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1 year
@BL4KEGRIFFIN what the fuck are you saying
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2 years
@TeacherOfBall Imagine my shock
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11 months
@yehblitzed would like to see stevie g and lampard try this at 49 years of age
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1 year
@MadnessFc4 Ole still clear of Lamps and Farteta
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9 months
@heoffthatleen @pogbhai the guy you just replied to is a registered sex offender
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9 months
@mjciteh you will NEVER be him
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1 year
@BL4KEGRIFFIN confirmed blake griffin only likes players who he is attracted too
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11 months
@UtdEIIis UpTheFackinSpurs 🇮🇱❤️
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2 years
@JM10ii Hey @JM10ii 👋 I want to ask you a simple question 🙋‍♂️ How many minutes has Pogba played in the 2022/23 season? 🤔
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9 months
@KDBxMCI @isoquince good job getting the joke mate
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1 year
@ErikRedArmy1878 @UtdEra_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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1 year
@_Asznee De gea hype
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2 years
@UtdEIIis ICE SPICE 😭😭😭 you really have that Twitter music taste. Listen to some Little Simz, SZA and Solange then we’ll talk
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@himzers
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8 months
so everyone’s life got fucked after covid too?
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2 years
@ibzsmo3k That’s nice?
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10 months
@P1872_ horrible tweet, liked and retweeted
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1 year
@SkySportsF1 Sir Lewis Hamilton Sir Lewis Hamilton Sir Lewis Hamilton Flop of the day - Max Fraudstappen
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1 year
@yoofnited FREE ME FROM YOUR BASEMENT I AM A 12 YEAR OLD ACADEMY YAHOODUNITED PLZZZZZZZZ
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2 years
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2 years
@DalotDiogo @ManUtd ya shouldn’t be starting over Aaron
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2 years
@Ronnnnn____ I like lips
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2 years
@Ronnnnn____ Because I like women and not men like YOU
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2 years
@g20_slippy @lottareds @Rap Chelsea and a YB fan pick a struggle nerd
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1 year
@Ebe4Eva We are one year into a rebuild and they are 3, ofc they’re gonna be better plus Ten Hag has only 2 transfer windows, Teta had 6
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1 year
@MAZ0ET into soap 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@SelfishMinterrr get a job please there is more to life then some yt couple
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1 year
@lfcJ7_ what group were you lot drawn into today?
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@UtdEIIis BIRMINGHAM 😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@ESPNF1 undeserved senna didnt have an illegal car
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1 year
@sosautd “whorelund” with his trampoline first touch still gets in the team over your starboy
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2 years
@ethan_utd @TerraFRI7 don’t make it about ourselves please we don’t wanna end up like them
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2 years
@MadnessFc4 De Gea after kicking the ball out for the 74936293th time in a game
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2 years
@JohnKane30214 @StatmanDave More tackles doesn’t equal better defender. It’s tackle success rate broski
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2 years
WHY THE FUCK BABA THE BRITISH PUBLIC WILL PAY FOR THEIR SINS #ImACeleb
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1 year
@kwandssss he’s seen the better scandi striker he’s shook
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2 years
@afcnick___ Respect it icl bro got the bag and dipped
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2 years
@JM10ii @_AmadDiallo_ Sadly won’t stop Juventus terminating Pogbas contract
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1 year
@MadnessFc4 i’m learning in a manual, so much effort needed auto would be way easier
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2 years
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9 months
we’ll never get someone like F4STFATI again he was an all timer
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2 years
@kaannlfc @ESPNUK No one wants to buy your washed club
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2 years
@_C4PALOT @scrapytweets A grown man using the phrase “side eye”
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@JM10ii @MarcusRashford Waiting for Pogba to play a game of football
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@sapphicxswift @City_Xtra what in the cringe they aren’t gay
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8 months
twomad and ian miles cheong dead
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2 years
@SackOIe @yamufc_ Walter White and Wout Weghorst at United
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@__Manveer garnacho is performing big man he can do what the fuck he wants
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2 years
@UtdEIIis My brudda you mentioned Ice Spice and Beyoncé in the same tweet, have some shame
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1 year
@AfcSparrsh @TheFergusonWay are u on fooking spice or wha
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2 years
@lahoribouy @ESPNUK Done it before and we’ll do it again 👍
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@UTDCrony @UtdPlug @MikeKeegan_DM Went to school with him and he’s shit
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2 years
@MitomaBalI Go to bed you’ve got your first day of school in the morning after half term
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10 months
this time last year i had a girlfriend and watching the world cup, life seriously fell off
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1 year
@itsfarisinit Timber being moved to rb when we sign him
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9 months
133kg at 16 is mad wtf
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4th week in - 133kg Progress.
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2 years
@LJxmes Sometimes you’ve got to hold your hands up and say Warra World Cup appearance for Scotland
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10 months
@_Asznee eat a salad fatty
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6 months
mf didn’t understand the bar 😭😭😭
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“Prince outlived Mike Jack” So Kendrick basically said that Drake is greater then him. Real
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@yakobper90 you don’t go outside thats why
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@pogbhai one normal tweet abeg
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2 years
@amitttrmfc BOO! 😂😂😂 Did I scare you? 😂😂
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1 year
@ONAN4SBURN4 you’ve pulled that but decide to post de gea hate on the TL i think i am in love with you
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7 months
this is what being a lindelof stan does to a man
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@oxf_jack @nfr_podcast bfgf is one of the best songs what 😭😭
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@MadnessFc4 have a gooden lads and mountains are there to be claimed ball
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10 months
me leaving the living room after nella said i’m just a girl 10 times in the space of 2 minutes #ImaCeleb
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN @punannieannie brev its nearly 5am in ontario please give it a rest
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@yehblitzed The end to that season was the best time bro ultimate vibes we played so good
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