Explore tweets tagged as #worksEveryTime
I get superstitious on league pass & change to the other team’s broadcast #workseverytime
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From nihilists leaving a heavy impression on his bathroom floor (and the rug that tied the room together), to bowling semis and an encounter at the bar with The Stranger. The Dude still abides. The Big Lebowski (1998) #PositiveVibes #movie #SeeTheSpoon #WorksEveryTime #90s
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Hey girl, you’re looking like the woman of my DreamHackDallas2024(s) #flirting #workseverytime #whereareyougoing #plscomeback
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me bc when grown men start getting aggressive w me i just start crying in front of them and they stop #workseverytime
I hate when jobs ask me to name a time when I had to de-escalate a situation. Niggas don’t even play wit me like that ion have them kinds of issues
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if you girls are getting too obsessed w a man just look at his actual face and not the dream one you imagined..#instantick #workseverytime
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Best tension breaker in a supermarket crowded with people getting ready for a hurricane: "Is there some sort of storm coming that I didn't hear about?" #WorksEveryTime
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Sometimes the fastest way to get someone to respond to your email is to give them a call. #worktweets #workseverytime
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@bigjonsteel One of the most effective way to create ex-muslims is to make muslims read the quran and hadiths. #workseverytime
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Saw something that ruined my day, so i made an amazing sandwich and saw a movie about it #workseverytime
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There is a miraculous thing that happens when u rest to this recording....no ads...just the mystical inspiration of the beauty of Christ. #workseverytime
https://t.co/KJWXKZnzqv
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When I get the ick, I tell them about my human bone collection to give them an even bigger ick and get ghosted 😊 #WorksEveryTime
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