Explore tweets tagged as #MondayHumor
You can #tune a #guitar, but you can't #tunafish. if only we had a dollar for every time we heard that #joke. If you have a better, or worse joke, drop it in the comments below π.#tunafishjoke #mondayhumor #mondaymeme #happymonday #IFHM
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"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." ~ Billy Connolly. #MondayHumor
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Nothing like starting off a Monday with a sweet joke! π©. Tired of the business you're in and ready to sell? Reach out to your local business advisors today! +1 561-627-8887. #mondayhumor #happymonday #mondayworkhumor #transworldbusinessadvisors #mondaymorningquotes #tworld
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding." ~ Steven Wright. #MondayHumor
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~ Doug Larson. #MondayHumor
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"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." ~ George Burns. #MondayHumor
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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ~ Caskie Stinnett. #MondayHumor
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